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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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    Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…

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      Large and Really large.

      • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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        I thought it was “Lemmy” and “Reddit”

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      Large, little, light, ludicrous…

      • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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        Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          It’s plaid

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            Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.

          • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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            2 年前

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        Luscious

    • AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Large and Roided

  • GiveOver@feddit.uk
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    Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

    • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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      What is this, a tampon for ducks?

      • emogu@lemmy.world
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        Amazing comment

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Whats the torque spec on these?

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        Couple of ugga duggas.

        • zer0hour@lemmy.world
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          3 ugga duggas. no more, no less

          • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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            My GOD do not 3 ugga duggas a pussy.

          • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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            3 would strip the hell out of a yoni. You want it to not leak, not to never come out without the hot wrench.

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          Give’er til it clicks

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          Just put the pink torque stick on your rattle gun and send it.

      • Billiam@lemmy.world
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        If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

        • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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          Shit, where’s my socket set gone???

      • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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        There’s a indicator that lights up when it’s snug

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?

      • And009@reddthat.com
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        She’ll clap you for sure

    • badbytes@lemmy.world
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      Coriolis force?

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        For Australian vaginas

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        Yes, the Clitoris force

  • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
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    I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.

    She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with “L”

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      deleted by creator

      • Adm_Drummer@lemmy.world
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        The gloves fit on both hands…

        • impshum@lemmy.world
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          Gosh!

      • Faresh@lemmy.ml
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        Don’t disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.

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          Yes.

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          The new girls in coffee shops are all left hands, well known fact.

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    I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was “per,” like “take on tablet per mouth twice daily.”

    Once we got a script that read “unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed,” and I got a good laugh at that one.

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      TIL suppositories don’t have just one possible application

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        don’t ass-u-me

        • Mango@lemmy.world
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          I’ll just suppose then.

        • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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          Will u ass-u-me?

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        Phenergan can be used in either the anus or the vagina! Ask your pharmacist for details.

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        pessary

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    deleted by creator

    • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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      Yes, but that’s no fun.

      Why not “rare” and “legendary”?

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    For when u got that doom 64 pussy

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      How did you get this photo of my ex?

    • Mango@lemmy.world
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      You win this whole post!

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    Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.

    Light Flow or Regular Flow

    • Arrkk@lemmy.world
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      I didn’t come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!

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      Light flow or Runny flow

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    It’s Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!, ofc:-P

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      You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.

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        I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let’s say enjoys cats or dogs instead.

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          The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.

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            Nuh-uh, b/c catz rule while dogz drule!

            Oh ah… ahem, I mean yes, quite possibly you may be correct my good sir and/or madam.

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        I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won’t have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035

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        it’s unbelievable that anyone would oppose this

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          It’s a slippery slope. If we agree to fund free “feminine hygiene products” on public toilets, next thing you know, the liberals will want to add “toilet paper”, “plumbing” and “door locks” to the list.
          Meanwhile over here in the conservative American heartland, we’re fine just shitting in a hole, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

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          it’s unbelievable that anyone SANE would oppose this

          There, ftfy:-|

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    It’s like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.

    Don’t worry, they both taste the same.

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      That’s insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.

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        The trick is to eat the left Twix backwards. It makes it taste just like a right Twix.

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      Do they go into both holes? But that should be front and back rather than left and right…

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        You can put them into any orifice you want! (They may not taste the same after that, though)

        However, one is capable of containing more of that delicious gooey filling.

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          That’s it, enough of Internet for me today.

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          Going as far as Uranus kinda worth it

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        nostrils

        …we’re still talking about twix right

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    The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.

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      He’s clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh

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        Iwastheregandalf.jif

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    L - lemon

    R - ribbed

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      Angry upvote.

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    Its like Twix

    You wouldn’t get it

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    OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It’s correctable by surgery.

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      Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing

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      I don’t think he knows about second vagina, Pip.

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    Isn’t it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.

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    I thought there was only front and back!!!

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      Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.

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