They mean well! They’re trying their best! They’re putting their lives on the line every day to keep us all so safe and warm!

“I’ve got the trots” = diarrhea = shit

Ethical? Hard to say. But certainly heroic, no? Thank you for your service!

Then I’m not going to say what I’m thinking… ;)

Psssst…check inside his ass, there’s probably at least one object wedged way up there.

Oh, for fox sake!

It’s not the size of the penis, it’s the motion of the weenis.

One Lemmy billionaire downvoted the truth.

Edit: I see you, Bill Gates. You don’t fool me.

Proctology:

Any chance he lost the ability to walk? Do we know?

Don’t encourage him. Have you seen how these people find god!?

I know better than to try this and shutdown my computer. I’m not an idiot.

They call me the “Door Whisperer.” Inward swinging? Outward swinging? Hell, sliding!? I do it all, as long as it’s not locked.

Can we just all riot now? I just need a riot buddy?

I’ve got an air fryer, a deep fryer, a standard oven… Hell, I think I even have a spare potato lying around. Let’s do this shit!

Aw, look, those lovebirds left behind rope and articles of clothing!

Do I spy a mound of recently disturbed earth presumably left to commemorate their blossoming romance!?

This is why a Razor scooter is my daily driver.

Gabriel didn’t knock her up. The Holy Spirit came upon her (giggity). In other words, God himself/part of the trinity. Not a mere angel like Gabe or Mike.