We all know what happens when the Swiss start declaring neutrality.

New rule, if you can’t spell at a middle-school level, you are not allowed to drive.

That’s where the Peppermint Prince lives.

Life Day.

Un is a dirty word now?

When you’ve had a long day and you just want to unwind in Ten Forward and maybe even talk to Guinen and you get there and Riker is on the trombone.

“Attempt no landing here.”

I keep accidentally seeing “shipwreck.”

Probably my favorite Peggy Hill quote.

“Breathe through your nose, conserve moisture.”

Hooray, he fixed America!

When I was a kid, I asked my mom to explain this joke to me and she just grimaced and walked away mumbling something.

The people who spend all day arguing to have Wikipedia articles deleted.

“We need at least twice that many.”

They go out to confront the enemy

Enemy: “Six samurai? We can take them.”

a seventh samurai appears

Enemy: “Shit, we didn’t prepare for this.”

Who’s cruel idea was it to put an S in lisp?

Hi, Amelia.

Mmmm, baked potatoes…

If you eat too much butter as you get older, you’d better have faith in your heart.

“Women drivers, am I right?”