“Don’t have to pay pilots if they’re dead” – some CEO, probably

I call Levi by his name, but when he’s playing up my partner (who is from Singapore) calls him AYO UNKER GET DOWN AH

When the vessel containing omnipotent hivemind and personal concierge to all known electronic signals in the observable universe John Carmack speaks to us, we should listen.

I once had a guy try to sell me one of these to my face. I asked him to explain why it was better than the one I got in the box with my DVD player, and he carried on about better conductivity and improved sound.

Called him out on his bullshit and never returned.

Pokemon Smash

Here’s a fun one!

I once told my missus “did you know you can’t lick your own elbow?”

Of course, she tried and failed.

“But I can!” Then I licked her elbow for her, and she was so shocked she didn’t speak to me for hours.

Your mileage may vary, don’t die out there guys

What an absolute legend. Fuckin hero.

I just did this quest in Borderlands 4…

“ill boohoo grande”

Then the inevitable yotube mashup with Geoff proudly proclaiming GOTY to Clair Beach 33: Expedition Death!

It’ll actually work out better for me since I currently live by myself and pay all the rent and utilities, and I’m buying with my partner so I’ll finally be able to share the load 😀

I have lots of sparks to give ✨️ Thanks for the info!

Mine told me a cam sensor was having an issue, but the car’s been driving like it always was and hasn’t had an issue in almost a year.

(Watch my car explode now that I’ve posted this)

I’m a couple of years older and JUST escaped renting. It’s ridiculous!

She’s an absolute cunt.

I knew I’d recognised this from somewhere! What a campaign.

Mine was Desert Storm, but somehow this post unlocked a core memory for me. I remember exactly what I was doing when it was announced she died - I was playing Quake, E2M1 near the start of the level when my mum tapped me on the shoulder.

I wish I could remember other things this easily, lol

Thank you 😬

I’m waiting to hear back from the bank about a home loan. I’ve never experienced it this bad before.

Shut up, brain.

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