Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoGive a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down124
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareGive a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square21linkfedilink
minus-squareleclownfou@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoWhen I was younger, I used to say, “if you make a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night, but if you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoWhat changed that you don’t say it anymore?
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoHe lit a man on fire and the man survived. Proving the saying to be wrong.
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoHey, Cesar forbids any mention of the Burned Man under punishment of death
When I was younger, I used to say, “if you make a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night, but if you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
What changed that you don’t say it anymore?
He lit a man on fire and the man survived. Proving the saying to be wrong.
Hey, Cesar forbids any mention of the Burned Man under punishment of death