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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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What changed that you don’t say it anymore?
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  He lit a man on fire and the man survived. Proving the saying to be wrong.
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    Hey, Cesar forbids any mention of the Burned Man under punishment of death

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