Well, meth will do that to ya
I’m 55. I WISH I looked like Ricky Martin.
Lol, lmao even
Seinfeld would know, he likes them young too.
I kind of like that in the end of the Seinfeld series the writers just kind of up and admitted that the main characters are all terrible people. A lot of people didn’t get it, and I was confused at first because I was younger, but the more I look back at it, the better that ending gets.
I think it’s one of the strongest endings for a comedy sitcom out there.
Jesus… I feel like I just witnessed physical violence.
Don’t do kids, drugs!
Do some of the drugs kids. Just not the ones kid rock does.
Don’t do rock, kid.
Kids, at a certain point in life you’re going to feel an urge to cut back on the late nights partying and feel like you ought to eat better and exercise more, maybe even spend a Saturday hiking without drugs or alcohol. If you don’t listen to your body when it tells you that, you’ll wind up looking like kid rock. And if you don’t get that feeling by 30 pretend you did and do it anyways.
Less alcohol, more mushrooms, keep dancing and partying forever. The issue isn’t fun it’s alcohol.
It’s also the late nights and bar food and not getting enough exercise. Psychs are great for those that psychs are great for, but finding a good balance that includes different types of fun is good for you, and if you can’t enjoy a nice short evening of sober hanging out with friends you ought to resolve that
Mushroom you won’t have an appetite at the end of the night. Great for a night of dancing with no drunk food chowdown after.
I will argue that healthy “bar food” is so much better.
Last night I shallow fried some summer squash, and it was so much more tasty than anything fried from a bar.
Semi sober hikes are super awesome! I like smoking in nature. But drinking while hiking sounds miserable.
Drinking during a hike is fun if it’s a light hike and light drinking. Small beer would probably be excellent even on a little bit rougher. That said I’m one of those people who loves going on a long walk when I’m hammered. Like, if I still drank like I did in college people would have to keep me from doing a mile+ while shitfaced.
Different strokes, for different folk I guess.
I ain’t trying to harsh anyone’s mellow. It just ain’t for me.
MAGA is bad for your health.
Ricky Martin on his pro wrestler arc…
Kid Rock on his raisin arc
I didn’t know what a meth den smells like until I saw this picture of Kid Rock.
Run down double-wide with a meth lab and a puppy mill to try to cover the smell.
Kid Rock looks like he’s waiting under a bridge to ask you his questions three.
I’m not sure he could think of 3 different questions.
Meth diet vs Caribbean/Puerto Rican diet.
Living life crazy vs Living life as a crazy person
This is an under-appreciated joke
Wow, Kid Rock is only 55
Found out today they were born the same year! Unreal.
Yes, that’s what same age means…
Ricky Martin: Living la vida loca.
Kid rock: Living la vida coke-a.
i think it was steve-o who told a story about him and kid rock doing a mountain of coke all night. literally piled on a table
Ricky understands that part of his business is looking good, and good on him for taking good care of his body and staying in great shape. That’s teen idol stuff.
Kid Rock, well, he’s just a walking dumpster fire and always has been. If he hadn’t broken into the music industry he’d be an incel.
Hate ages you worse than any other drug!
Have you seen chronic meth addicts?
The people in Breaking Bad didn’t look that bad, lolololo!
If every tweaker looked like Aaron Paul, I’d still be on that particular drug. Alas.
