It’s a joke

If you’re talking Wilders, he only cares about homophobia when it involves Muslims

Somehow I’ve never had that problem. Maybe it helps that I ride cheap-looking bikes (and use two locks when it’s for a longer time)

Pfff as if. We also have FvD (forum for democracy), and JA21 which split off from FvD because FvD started saying the quiet part out loud

You’re doubting all major Dutch news organisations?

Dit ziet er zó dom en antisemitisch uit dat ik echt verbaasd ben dat het bestaat, zelfs als satire

Payback for the “English disease” in Dutch (and probably German) where people are writing nouns with random spaces in between

🎉🎉🎉

Oh wauw, nu ook kritiek uit de hexbear-kant

Sadly, not a well-known show in the Netherlands (apparently there was even a Dutch version that got cancelled after 12 episodes)

I wonder if he’s just being careful politically. Farmers are a polarised topic in the Netherlands.

As a Dutch person most of what I know about Indonesian history isn’t very jolly (due to us)

Not to be confused with “ontroerend goed”, which moves you (emotionally)

There are no beaches in the Netherlands that far away from a major city though

Are you still talking about the Netherlands? Unless it’s on one of the islands, I don’t see how a house near the beach could be in a bad location

“Meel” is ook een interessante voor dat rijtje (specifiek de L aan het eind van een lettergreep, “stelen” is wel weer normaler bijvoorbeeld). De gewone klanken lukken voor Nederlanders ook gewoon niet goed voor een R/L.

At best you could say there’s “the” (pronounced thee) and “the” (pronounced “thuh”), like le vs l’

Germanic language Dutch only has “de” and “het”

plenty of kids up for adoption

Maybe this is very country-dependent, but at least in the Netherlands that’s not the case at all (and adoptions from abroad get shady, like without the mother’s consent)

In Dutch, “haai” (shark) sounds very similar to “hi” (the English word), same for “hooi” (hay) and “hoi” (hi). Which leads to this hilarious comic I saw once where a shark meets a bale of hay ^{edit: somehow I typed bay of hale}