“One of those flat half-height pieces is interfering with the shield generator, sir!”

“Can’t you remove it?”

"I tried but it’s really stuck and now my fingernail hurts!

Presumably they didn’t like how you used the meme format. Surprise Pikachu is usually about someone who’s surprised by something particularly predictable and obvious.

Your comment clearly broke their rules though. I don’t agree with their rules but did you seriously expect a constructive dialog? You’re being mad at the tennis club because they don’t want to play golf with you.

Just bin that Football Pitch Gnome already

Was about to say how much I love it when a random shitpost leads to an insightful comment by an actual expert in a very niche topic. Then read your last sentence. Well played.

Shoutout to all our ancestors who went “I wonder if this Lovecraftian abomination of a plant is delicious and/or deadly”

Hopefully whatever platform they signed up for isn’t owned by the bloody Hittites

Welcome to Lemmy :), you’ll fit right in lmao

Nice specs, nice services. You might want to add another rainbow sticker or two, just in case :p

Using an officially supported secondary app store and calling it a Play Integrity bypass seems like a bit of a stretch.

Corruption Gnome is in trouble

46026 lines of html. Impressive and nauseating.

Haven’t watched it yet but am looking forward to more unconventional sitting

GOG Galaxy is like Steam but for GOG games, in case anyone else was wondering.

It likes chasing birds and dealing 2d6 necrotic damage

Things that move and things that don’t move

In case somebody wanted confirmation. Maybe don’t visit the page with Javascript enabled.

Is it wine or is it bone hurting juice?

I’m confused. Did you help dad or did you install Windows on his machine?

Surely those must have burnt a bird or two, better build more Orphan Tear Reactors instead.