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You are now running OpenBSD. You have very few security vulnerabilities.
Looks like you have midichlorians. Have you recently traveled to any far-away galaxies?
No, so far this year I’ve stayed in the Milky Way.
Maybe you have a puffer fish up your ass
His name’s Kikiboba
Those are just… Pears.
Give them to your friends and family this holidayMy aunt already ate most of them. She’s asleep now.
They’re supposed to stay inside of you. If you see/feel one coming out, just stuff it back in.
I would only be worried about the bottom left. That one appears to be the pineapple pizza virus. It’s almost 100% lethal to Italians.
Hmmm… I had thought pollen season was over for your species.
Perhaps this is due to an unusually cool, dry spring.


