All while lording it up from the couch, the lazy twat. If you want your child to go for a nap, take her yourself.

Ah yes, when Sarah was part asian for a little while! 🤣

For attention. Needs to make sure eyes are on her at all times. I bet she’s a loud mouth every time she’s out in public (you know the type, laughing too long and too loudly, flittering around like a little drama queen unless she’s alone, then it’s face in phone), and probably uses her phone all through the movie too.

Also this “turkey on the dinner table” legs bent up and spread, arms tucked in like wings pose isn’t sexy at all, it’s hilarious!

Fucking mouth doesnt even close.

Oh and she wasn’t 20. Her first was born when she was 21, going on 22. This pic is either immediately before her 21st birthday (conveniently on the last day of each year which lets her use the younger age for lots of things), or she’s flat out lying about her age in the pic.

Yep, I was 19. 🤷‍♀️

Does this but doesn’t celebrate her own mother’s “birthing day” because I guess only Sarah gets both.

This pic is a joke right? Please tell me she didn’t post this? 😆

The audacity posting this. She does NOT look like a 21 year old fresh-faced ingenue. She doesn’t even look young for her age, which makes this even more ridiculous. What is she fucking thinking? It’s outrageous and beyond delusional. It seems she tends to go harder on the filters when she’s around younger women. Just wow. It’s likely she looks much closer to the mocked up image that shows what she might look like on the right. The side by side makes the deceit very clear.

I suspect every last one of them is either already an influencer of some sort or wants to be, so it’s doubtful they have these thoughts at all.

No doubt negotiated through Shine. She isn’t the only influencer who has suddenly decided a Volvo is their ideal car. 🙄

She actually posted THIS? Who the fuck is this supposed to be? 😆😂

It definitely had hidden tags like “woman loses bottoms in ocean” or “woman bikini falls off” etc., there is zero chance that many people sought out her video or just happened to watch it, and her engagement data shows that to be true.

This exactly!!! 👏

What, you don’t want your wellness tips from someone who needs to rest after getting out of bed and shuffling to the john at 2pm and exists on deep fryer meals and energy drinks?

She looks like she sniffs her hair secretly on the regular.

And probably at least 1/2 of them are blue ticks fulfilling some kind of transactional circle jerk obligation.

What the fuck is this simpleton up to now? Look at me push on my nostrils. I’m a 41 year old dumb ass who pretends staring at my fake, filtered middle-aged face on my phone is a career. Nothing behind the eyes with this one, her life is her hand clawed around her damn phone, recording the literal nothing she spends her time doing.