⛰️ is the person she came up with for a podcast on vacation and WELLNESS!!! Are you kidding me right now. Is this a joke? I mean I know it’s not but come on. 🤦🏼♀️
What, you don’t want your wellness tips from someone who needs to rest after getting out of bed and shuffling to the john at 2pm and exists on deep fryer meals and energy drinks?
It’s giving she had no one else to ask 😂
Someone on the AM sub said the Cosplay Cowboy husband is going on the trip too!
Must be hard for him without his twin Shane! They made such a big deal about their matching husbands, even on their last couples trip to Halifax before Shane got the boot.
I was thinking the same thing! They made such a big deal about it and now there’s only one left.
Maybe Scott and Cagla can hit the gym together 😆
They would have a lot of common interests!
Bird seems to be using all her filter magic on her friend! The one on the left is less than 2 weeks ago.
They’re not even trying to hide the filtering anymore.
Not at all because they know they can get away with it at this point and not have any repercussions 🤷🏻♀️
Is 🏔️ page open on the other site?! I’m dying not being able to read 🐦 snark as my decompressing from work and her posts from this trip are so ridiculous that I’d settle for reading the others snark
It’s private now. What is your Reddit username?
Mine is the same as here, are you able to let me in?! I requested ages ago and its just in limbo…
You are already in 😊
to AM or BP? My request to join AM was never approved. I was approved for BP and then immediately banned so I can view but can’t participate
I requested but havent heard back
Gosh, I really need to know what they are doing to snatch their bellies in.
It’s also hard to tell if her knees are dirty because she only has an everything shower once a month or it’s spray tan.
🤯
Did you see this photo on Sarah’s stories on @thebirdspapaya today?
Sarah’s trying to launch a less filtered face. This is going to backfire on her. She looks sneaky now. She’s outing herself as a liar. At least 10 people have sent me this image. Posting a more natural face exposes her filters. Sarah could just come clean, say “I filtered”, “I felt insecure”, she can blame magazines and fitness influencers, her faithful flock will eat it up. Then she can be skinny with a brave “real” face. Her face $$ can replace her stomach trauma.
And then there is this one that AM posted. Whose face is this?! I actually just think Bird is dumb enough to be thinking that she has to post a closer to IRL face because AM is looking at that face. I think she’s strange enough to try to trick her so called BFF.
I just saw this pic she posted and zoomed in because I was surprised since it is so different than the face she usually posts! I can’t wait to see if she keeps it up!
I just want to ETA that she has, in the past, admitted to using all the tools to make herself appear smaller during her whole weight loss journey. She said this to further her story as being a changed person and an advocate for body positivity. We know she never stopped using these tools despite all her protestations saying it was all good lighting and posing. How is she going to spin it if she does pull back on the face changing she’s been doing since she broke through and had a money-making platform? She’s been called out for it on her own platform as well as when she’s been posted on other IG pages like Women’s Health, BT, Reitmans and SI Swimsuit to name just a few and has always pushed back. How will she admit to the years of lying without alienating her audience? I also don’t, for one minute, believe she can stop.
agree, i think she is actually incapable of being honest. i think she somehow genuinely believes her own lies and the fake versions that she posts online (yes, plural, all the diff filters and voices and affects she constantly flips between) are more real to her than her irl self. she is pathological and it seems to only get worse as time goes on (this is often the case with narcs).
I think she’s getting desperate. It doesn’t look like she’s had a lot of good paying jobs in the last couple of years. She’s been walking red carpets and going on trips but that isn’t money in the bank and hasn’t lead to anything ‘big’. I don’t know if she gets paid when she sits across from actors and asks them questions from her prepared list. At this time last year she was raising chickens and the poor, severely injured puppy was soon to make an appearance. It all just feels like she’s throwing everything against the wall to see if something will stick.
That sweet pup was exploited-by BP and by the rescue.
I agree with you. She’s trying everything. She’s also trying new filters that aren’t working well. The glitch on and off. Below are some screenshots from her recent reel. Look at her neck in the first few. lol. She’d probably look better if she stopped using them.
She looks like she’s never been in water before. She’s such a weird one.
The neck is really weird and there something going on with her nose in the last few.
I don’t think she will ever. I do believe that her attempt to “look” authentic is to look honest, because if she does indeed broadcast she was/is dating someone else’s wife, people will be more likely to be kinder.
This is all true. I think she’s gotten worse.
As someone that cannot stop editing my body, even just a little bit, I agree. I don’t wish it upon anyone
Yep! No filler in the lips in the past decade!
Those lips are anything but natural
So she’s at Club Med with her two buddies and taking pictures of herself all day. This is what her platform has become. How can anyone be interested in seeing endless pics of her with the links to what she’s wearing.
She’s doing nothing to entice people to google club med and think about booking a trip. I don’t know how companies look at her content and think she’s the person for the job to showcase their resort.
Like idc how your cheap outfit looks with the ocean or a palm tree behind you.
The only thing she’s shown is the beach and the buffet. I like to know what the rooms look like and what amenities are offered at the hotel. Can you go on excursions or are you trapped at the resort?
She’s the worst person to send bc she doesn’t care about excursions whatsoever unless it’s to a Disney park. She only cares that there’s a mirror and places to take endless photos of herself.
Maybe the next trip should be to a funhouse of mirrors 😂
But today we learned there is a coffee bar! She must be reading here 😝
They aren’t “advertising” the resort at all. And ⛰️’s post about this is my job!? Fuck right off bitch!
Healthcare marketing has fully crossed into Black Mirror territory when influencers are doing CPAP sponsorships. An influencer trip to DR to promote a CPAP? WTF
That’s how I read it at first too but I think these are 2 separate things. I’m wondering if this is one of Bird’s Club Med things since she did one with the family in Mexico. She wouldn’t want to go alone and knows Alicia can’t say no to spending time with her.
Ooo ok. Makes sense. I’m surprised bird would bring AM as a plus one. Desperate times?
Or is bird the plus one??
Amazing how she is magically cellulite free now!
She should tell us all how it’s done! That’s what she has a platform for right. What’s the miracle cellulite cream?
She’ll tell you it’s all about the lighting. She has, in fact, done this exact thing during another vacation where she says her cellulite can be seen in one shot but not another due to the lighting. I think it was her attempt to silence the critics.
If you watch AM’s story about the rainbow around the sun you can hear C in the background so ya they are there.
they’re probably doing a tropical couples photoshoot for sarah’s impending coming out post!
Pride month is fast approaching! Gotta capitalize!
I went back in time once on her grid and the post she made announcing her relationship with The Magician was ridiculous. She said she was sorry because she was hiding something from her followers, blah, blah, blah and ended it by saying “no more secrets” and how she felt so much better now that it was all out in the open. She likes the hiding and secrets. This time I wonder if she’s hiding from the judgement of being in a relationship minutes after her marriage ended with someone who also abruptly ended a marriage. She avoids controversy like the plague.
Minutes after? I 100% believe she’s a homewrecker, yet again. She cheated
very interesting! i think she gets off on the sneakiness and secrecy. i think she feels a sense of power feeling like she can manipulate narratives and timelines.
Her head has been incredibly boosted with her attention from internet strangers. Even from the beginning of her first weight loss and first divorce. Now she makes up her own ethics and rules and just floats through the ether not caring about anyone but number one. Pretending like people are turned off by her because of her body is what she dillusionally believes. But my dear, it’s because YOU center your being around your body so much that it’s drowned out any other information about all of YOU. Stop getting it twisted. No hate here. Just being on the other side of another woman who exploits womanhood to every degree and I can’t unsee this type of behavior anymore.
I am not at all surprised!
Whaaaat??? Now I have to go back and watch that!
Will Canadian Tire ever admit that TheBirdsPapaya duped them? She has no shame; she certainly doesn’t have 2.5 million real followers.
I looked at the Queensway store, 108 in stock in just one style. That’s just one store. Did any of these sell? They aren’t even moving at 8 bucks. Haha!
Scrap Me Baby 😆
It makes me sad that these will probably end up in a landfill if they don’t sell.
She’ll find them at homesense and claim a new partnership lol
Maybe they’ll go to Dollarama.
This would be magnificent to see
There are 88 available in my store.
That’s actually so embarrassing
I just sat down, she’s as annoying as ever today. Reported her latest post 🤣 desperate clown.
I reported her mocking her child crying. She’s a disgusting human being 😡
so did i. it’s truly despicable.
Her post is moronic. Why is she always comparing herself to women with abs or a “smooth stomach” (her words)? She’s extremely ignorant of anyone else’s experience but her own. Plenty of women with visible abs, including elite athletes, are trolled online for showing their bodies, and many of them are sexually harassed. Why can’t the BirdsPapaya just show up, if she’s so confident? Why does her being “present” require her to assume or undermine women’s bodies that don’t look like hers? She’s such a twat and a professional victim.
Meanwhile hunter mcgrady keeps getting asked to be on SI…
Do you think it has ever occurred to Bird that she isn’t a professional model and that could have something to do with not getting professional modelling jobs?
I’ve always wondered why she doesn’t have a modelling agent. You’d think after the thunderous applause at Miami Swim Week, IMG would be calling. If her face card was authentic, she would have been scouted as a teen or 20-something for a Toronto modelling agency. Toronto had the world’s largest photography facility for catalogues until 2008. Sears, LL Bean, Victoria’s Secret, JCPenney, Spiegel, plus all the Canadian department stores shipped their product to be shot at this massive facility. They always needed plus-size models; they’d advertise in newspapers for them. Where was Sarah, and her doe eyes and flawless face?
Maybe she was too busy becoming a professionally trained vocalist to model! 😂
The Snapchat filter stage was calling, but it just wasn’t built yet.
Right!.
I think it has the most to do with her personality and how she carry’s herself. Everything about her is so forced. I think people just don’t want to be around her. Remember her awkward self at the end of the SI runway.
Truthfully I think it’s because she has absolutely no experience whatsoever in speaking on these things. She only knows about herself because she has spent her life consumed with HER. It’s why her content is such a vacuum because, well, it’s just HER. She hasn’t spent all the time on the internet learning or studying…it’s just “here is my experience”. Women can relate because duh, however it’s just a lather rinse repeat. There is no growth or expansion on her part. It’s always ME ME ME because that’s all she knows. For such a complex issue that she presents every day she uses surface information she gathers from silly or emotional reels that do nothing but keep people asleep. We need to care more about this world we live in and where our children and grandchildren will live than what our face or body looks like. Declaring what size I order in a pair of pants and selling it to sleepers is NOT IMPORTANT WORK.
Has she ever considered the women with abs or a ‘smooth’ stomach are showing their bodies exercising? They aren’t just posing in their bathrooms in their swimsuits and underwear. I believe most of them aren’t scheduling a vanity photoshoot every couple of months to document their lives. I admit I haven’t watched this story because I need a break from her and her antics but this sounds like another post just to elicit comments to stroke her ego.
I think people are sick of her shit, the comments on the new vanity shoot are low.
I really hope so! I had some time this morning so I went to her FB and scrolled through her photos. She’s been pushing the exact same thing and posting, virtually, the same pics for years. There is nothing new. She talks about documenting her life but when you scroll through them it’s clear she’s never going to know how she really looked.
She child is screaming for attention and she’s talking to herself in her phone, as usual. I hate this woman so much.
All about vanity yet again, all she cares about is her appearance. She is so empty. What does C see in this stupid vapid idiot. Bet she got some injections she didn’t disclose too since she becomes “high maintenance before a trip” like she isn’t high maintenance all the time lol.
God forbid she attend to her child and stop blabbing away to herself.
What the fuck is this simpleton up to now? Look at me push on my nostrils. I’m a 41 year old dumb ass who pretends staring at my fake, filtered middle-aged face on my phone is a career. Nothing behind the eyes with this one, her life is her hand clawed around her damn phone, recording the literal nothing she spends her time doing.
Must have forgotten the filter, that skin is something else
She looks completely different without filters .
Literally never seen her chest look like this. I’m sure she’ll have some bs story why her skin looks like this.
She looks HAGGARD
We don’t often see this! I’m surprised she posted it.
Crazy! I’ve never seen her chest that bad. I wonder if we’ll get some bs story about gluten or spray tan reaction.
Ewwww. LOL
OMG! Those lips!!!😳
Yikes!
Wanker
I wonder if she has all 3 of them taking pictures of her
I’m sure everyone is doing her bidding.
100% her ass is being kissed. I love that she is looking skeevier than ever. She’s really “coming home” to her true self.
agreed. I find her disgusting tbh and it’s nothing about her body or looks, she just comes across as gross to me.
Same, she’s dirty, trashy, gross, perverted and creepy.
Exactly this. She’d think we’re talking about how she looks bc she always resorts to that but I have the same body so it’s def nothing about that. I just find her to be such an off putting person.
thank you!! this is core to my frustration with her. she performs as though she is marginalized and/or hated on because of her body. but she is categorically NOT. like, not even remotely. she exists in probably one of the safest bodies a woman can exist in. she also has the wealth and privilege and access to continue to insulate herself from the harms that other women and femmes and otherwise marginalized people incur because of the bodies they exist in. the real critiques of her have NOTHING to do with how she looks in and of itself. it’s how she manipulates and exploits discourses about bodies and beauty and empowerment and feminism for massive profit.
Yupp totally agree. I hate how she makes it seem like people hate her body so much and that she’s so hideous considering majority of her rabid followers have the same body type so they must all be hated on and ugly too like she makes it seem people feel about her. I don’t know how people think her message is a good one because it isn’t whatsoever.
Well said!
This exactly!!! 👏
True! She makes it about her body. In every way. Commentary about her content is about her behavior!
I do as well. Her personality and also the lack of one is revolting to me.
The view from the back must be something!
hahahaha
Scoot is for sure 😆
She’s in attention heaven. 🙄
Not one oz of tone…
Isn’t this the same pose she “learned” at one of her beach trips with real models?
Yep, Hunter McGrady taught her that one when they were on a Knix shoot together and now she does it on every beach she hits. That one and the one on her knees with the legs splayed.
It feels like she’s playing a little game.
She knows she can get away with it and it makes me so mad
The Birds Papaya filter fail. Look at the skin on her chest! #thebirdspapaya #filters
Compare her chest with a selfie she took today, one day after the photos above.
Girl, pick a lane.
Sarah Nicole Landry also claims she hasn’t had lip filler since 2018.
💀
Hahahaha ok bitch. Be so for real 😂
She doesn’t need to wear a life preserver in the ocean. Her lips will do the job.
Pick a lane AND pick a face lol
2.5 million followers, 127 comments per post. 🤔
And probably at least 1/2 of them are blue ticks fulfilling some kind of transactional circle jerk obligation.
These number make me LOL
