(this is me btw)
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He’s been working his brain cell too hard
Just a moment to thank any left-wing transgender witch from the bottom of my heart. May the dark lord bless you. 😌👍
How does one learn witchcraft?
I already am trans
Start with Shadow Work, that’ll unlock the quest line for ya.
You already have. You have a passive magical aura that sends certain people with fragile minds into frothing madness simply at a glance. HRT? A potion you regularly ingest or inject to polymorph your body into the perfect version of yourself. If you manage to gather more power, you can enthrall a group of highly trained people to fleshcraft the rest of yourself, though certainly not required.
I know of one thing that might qualify:
I don't believe in this, but... if you wanna know...
You need a thin sheet of lead or pewter, but steel probably can work without being illegal / environmentally damaging. Preferably the metal sheet should be close to dark grey and not shiny.
Using a knife you must deeply scratch the metal to engrave the names or a sufficient description of who you will curse on it in sentences like "I CURSE ALAN SMITHEE, JAN NOWAK, (…) FOR THE TRANSGRESSION OF (…) Make sure the lettering is small enough. If the different people did different things you have to write it too.
Make sure to make your demands be in-between sycophantic and entitled. The chthonic powers like brazenness and high emotion, but at the same time to be addressed with respect and the praise reserved for a god. You are not addressing something that empathizes with you (that is a grave mistake). You are addressing something that has power and enjoys it and it likes to do little favors for humans as a way of enjoying that power.
Then, you need to fold it once with a hammer, and then drive a nail through the tablet.
And finally, drop the tablet in a place physically deep within the Earth, in a place without water to corrode it and where it will not be disturbed. The drop part is important: it has to be in some place “deep” enough to be unreachable once dropped. It has to fall into inescapable darkness. You should not look down or look back.
Nine out of ten sorcerers agree this curse increases the likelihood of ruination and absolute despair for at least one of the people involved by one-hundred to two-hundred and twenty percent, side effects may include all-consuming regret and eternal torment after death. 😙 (this is satire.)
So i dont need to use blood?
Thats disappointing, i can get it so easily but cant do anything with it
Nobody does blood sacrifices nowadays, that requires a whole ass animal, not a little nick.
You’re welcome, you’re welcome it really was nothing
Thank you for your service 🫡
Happy to help, and to be honest the GOPers have been unrepentent GRIFTERS, CARPET BAGGERS, ASSHOLES, PEDOPHILES, ETC, so making them look bad was mostly a matter of getting out of the way.
I hope those witches increased their prices after that, they do good work.
They need to get those witches on retainer to curse the whole party
We still have time to request some additional curses. Just saying.
If you’re still here…
Gosh, that movie… I was thinking about a rewatch, to see how it hits me now. Just seeing this picture and I’m left with tears in my eyes :3
I’m thinking of watching it next week. I’ve heard such good things
What movie?
I’m pretty sure it’s “I Saw the TV Glow”, which from what I’ve heard is a horror movie about putting off transitioning. I’ve been meaning to give it a watch
“Never thought I’d vote side by side with a witch.”
“What about with an activist?”
“Aye, I could do that.”
GATHER THE COVEN, IT’S CIRCLE CASTING TIME
I hope you do more than just that, especially 2 years from now if they run a candidate as terrible as Biden or Kamala again.
Please no I don’t want to just return to the status quo
First term Trump pre-Covid could already be more leftwing than John Fetterman, Biden, and some other neo-liberal Democrats.
Maybe in 2028 it’ll be like 2016 Trump but Blue (Dem) vs. Nick Fuentes (Rep).
To be fair Fetterman literally had a stroke, but, yeah…
that would be sick
Ol’ reliable left wing transgender witches
Left wing transgender wizard here. When will the gender stereotypes for trans people stop??
When I was a Christian in the 80s, most of the other Christians I knew were at least still accepting of science. Belief in witchcraft was something that was considered an extreme fringe superstition, even by Christians.
Today? It seems like most Christians live in fear of witches, devils, and books.
Faith is only meaningful in the face of evidence. Alternatively faith is tested by evidence.
Anyone who can adhere to their faith in the face of overwhelming evidence can dismiss any and all evidence of anything. This leads to any evidence, regardless of if it’s contrary to an article of faith, being denied.
The end result is complete and willful ignorance. Ignorance leads to a host of other anti social behaviour, like thinking that transfem witches are coming to steal your testosterone and makes you gay, for example.
Yeah.
We vote.
That’s how elections work.We also don’t like voting for people who demonize us. And we encourage people who care about us to vote as well
He does not think that. He’s just saying it to give their lunatic base an explanation that prevents them from realizing the obvious truth that no one in the US wants a christian theocracy.
I’d say about 10-20% of the US population would be quite happy with a theocracy.
My 99% confidence interval for that is 0-40%.
Well, sure. They’re a big demographic, and well-educated.
The way they specify left-wing makes me feel like he may be recruiting transgender witches to the “right-wing” to find a counterbalance.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em
It’s to equate being left-wing with being a transgender dick-stealing witch, or whatever insane boogey man the ignorant should be afraid of today.
The dick stealing witch superstition is one of those things that’s wild and also kinda funny until you think about the violence done because of it
I’m deeply saddened witchcraft is just spicy meditation and ritual for me and doesn’t give me the ability to actually do such things
How does a dick stealing witch work? Is it like even trade? Or do I get the ovaries and pain she’s stuck with?
Stealing (theft) requires deprivation of the rightful owner of the property in question.
You’re describing barter.
These witches have galleries of stolen dicks, with tastefully arranged displays of stolen testes to augment the whole ensemble.
