Opened AliExpress today and it greeted me with a promo for this face massager

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    24 days ago

    Needs a protein boost to work effectively…

    Also, OP, why is the image link like 2 pages long? Do you want people to track you? 🤔

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      Not all of us have massively thick organs to help our responses remove their stretch marks like that. Plus if you get there too early 😉 😁, there’s less benefit for her.

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        23 days ago

        Just ask a friend with the proper tools! I am sure, you have someone to ask to lend you a tool.

        I am sure, someone in your neighborhood has the right tool for the work. #supportYourNeighborhood #sharingIsCaring

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    24 days ago

    Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post … but I must admit I don’t entirely understand it.
    Sure, there’s a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
    But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?

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      24 days ago

      It’s supposed to be a training device for your facial muscles. I’m not sure how you use it but it’s supposed to tone your face.

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      22 days ago

      the meme is that, for some weird reason, Aliexpress is constantly pushing this product to the top of its homepage

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    23 days ago

    So blowing one out helps with removing mouth wrinkles… Well, guys, if you are interested in a wrinkleless look, you know what you need to do! Train the shrimp mode!