I thought they renamed that infernal thing to something else. It’s at the tip of my tongue. Like what’s at the end of a table. Or if you’re real nervous you’re at an? A sword has two of them? That’s where the bleeding is at.
Ah something stupid like that. What was that deepshit company that made this browser anyway? Something to do with a house…it has a door and a…? You can jump out the?.. It’s dark in here let’s open a?..an elevator usually has no?..ah probably something stupid.
They won’t but we sure will.
Like in Jurassic park, the guys kidnap a baby T-Rex. It doesn’t mean the baby t Rex won’t kill you for lunch if you let it. It just means what the words mean…you took the T-rex by force from where it lived and away from it’s family.
trump kidnapped maduro. Straight to the point and correctly describes what happened.
Russia has tons of oil!
One I would have no problem with would be putin. trump can illegally prance putin in girl clothes for a month if he wants. But maybe we know more about Ukraine than Venezuela. Although we can see Venezuela and how most of their houses are not blown up to pieces.
So putin? Anybody?
Someone stuck their head into a particle accelerator remember?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
In general you need to be in vacuum for any of this to work because a small mass has a small mean free path in atmosphere.
Yeah but that’s in near vacuum.
Thr public hazard department.
Below the mm size it does get harder to make something deadly.
I’m going to tell my wife that we can now use open office since word doesn’t exist anymore.
Quick someone post this on tweeter!
A laser beam starts cutting your ship apart so you start noticing how things inside start splitting apart…oh no! The TV, the toilet, the kitchen table!
Everyone is focused on keeping the beer bottles intact.
Meanwhile the laser keeps slicing away.
Anything solid of decent mass can basically do us in. A glass bottle with an I love Kitty logo on it at 70mph right to the skull for example. So yeah, a rock, so long as it is large enough, could do it.
The good thing is that I’m too old to go to war and my kids to young for that. Instead we’ll be part of the smithereens that you see in the background behind an obviously disturbed reporter. I’ll probably be a smudge in pinkish red color.
Wait…how about a probiotic condom or lube or both!
This way you and your partner can be happierest! I know I would try it if my partner wasn’t a psycho non sexual antimaniac. (Dull as fuck).
They can’t do anything about it. So what’s the point?
Wow, that’s fucked up. There should be a drive to check out all those books and digitize them ASAP.
Let’s see…fight traffic, find parking, crazy price, uncomfortable seating, can’t control the heating or cooling, can’t lower the volume or turn it up, can’t stand up and sing along, can’t text or take a call, can’t pause for bathroom break, can’t rewind cuz you missed that one part, it’s too big or too far became of seating, other people are doing X thing, a crazy person may end your life after or during a shitty movie you were invited to, ticket master and ticket slave relationship…yeah no appetite.
Heck yeah, it will crash! It has office 365! It probably can’t drive straight in the freeway…
…ohhh, yes officer, my car can’t drive in a perfectly vertical or horizontal orientation. Only slightly off horizontal or vertical. Yes we purchased several of these same cars and they only drive straight right out of the lot before the steering wheel is touched. They only turn in 1degree increments. Yes that’s why I hit the other car! This car can only park in 1ft increments!
Betting. They wanted to know if he could really do it.
If its Android or Apple don’t even bring it up.