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heliotrope@retrofed.com to tumblr@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

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rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

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heliotrope@retrofed.com to tumblr@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • abcdqfr@lemmy.world
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    Punchline in the title, why

    • heliotrope@retrofed.comOP
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      I was going to post this to !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world, but I decided it wasn’t strange enough, so I changed it to !tumblr@lemmy.world and left the title as it was.

      • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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        I’ll buy that for a dollar

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, kind of an erotic take, if you ask me.

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    Reminded me of this :-

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “You wonton hussy!” hits different.

      And by “different”, I mean “more racially stereotyping” 😬

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    Taco Bell: “Can I take your order?”

    Me: “Yeah, can I get an erotic burrito?”

    Taco Bell: …

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      the guy making your burrito before he shoves his dick in it:

      you're gonna love it

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    Yes, I too feel that neuroerotic is an accurate adjective for whatever tf is going on with my brain.

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      Don’t just tease us with that - we want to see hear more!

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        That’s between the husband and me. By which I obviously mean my invite-only OnlyFans.

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          Now that’s what I call neuroerotic! :-P

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    That would be a Carl’s Jr. menu item

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    “She was looking like an erotic vulture”

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