😮 how did they get such an accurate model of my penis!
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it’s either Jalaska or Jinsanity.
couldn’t be Jenile though, never Jenile.
then I guess you can call me whatever you want 🤔
only if you promise to call me in the morning
there’s a movie about that actually.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your favorite thing about being a parent?
22·10 hours agoone day when I die, someone will remember me long after I’m gone. hopefully fondly, but not expected.
I’ll be honest, I never wanted kids. I love them, I provide and care for them. is my life richer because of them? 🤷 no? I just hope they grow up to be better than me and live fulfilling happy lives. I can’t ask for much more than that.
to anyone who is trying to force you or “change your mind” about having them, I’ll ask you this. If they can’t respect your boundaries on this, why would they respect your boundaries on anything else?
you just need to try harder.
what about guys with weird shaped penis’s?
are there churo or star shaped condoms?
I liked playdoh as a kid and got curious about the extrusion set one day…
upvote for the comic, downvote for the political crap, so…zero sum votes?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Doesn't take the smartest man in the world to spot this problem
21·13 hours agoname an AI company that isn’t actively or supporting the subversion of world democracy.
AI is fascist.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•"Do come back." - Belethor (probably also Combs)
21·14 hours agohe’s also “The Question” in most batman universes.
it’s funny because the character doesn’t have a face.
did that once, someone snuck in one of those joke cigars. let me tell you, worst case of explosive diarrhea I’ve ever experienced.
He didn’t ‘do’ anything.
untrue. he spread and normalized hate speech and misinformation. he damaged lives with his platform and negligence. I would even go as far to say his anti-vaccine rhetoric killed at least one person, probably more.
he labeled black Americans as a hate group which I’m certain normalized the racism in certain groups and only served to take away more opportunities away from POC.
he also questioned the amount of deaths during the Holocaust, attempting to minimize the impact of the deaths.
dude was more than a piece of shit. now he’s a slowly rotting corpse.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When your girlfriend takes her top off
13·15 hours agoahh yes, “just be happy” logic.
sometimes the depression is so heavy that the only thoughts one has is to end it all because the pain is so unbearable.
imagine losing a limb and the pain is so great that no matter the amount or strength of pain killers you take, the pain won’t stop.
but yeah, totally worth it to experience that just so you can rock out with your cock out.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When your girlfriend takes her top off
3·15 hours agothree words, crazy fucking machine.
cool, a brand new account posting slop.
if we let the transformers have free boneless wings, we’ll have to let everyone have free boneless wings!
all wings matter!
/s







how was the clussy?