When I was 17 my gf at the time and me, and another couple, took our single friend to ride roller coasters for his bday. For one of the big rides the other couple said they would skip it because it was too scary for the gf. So me and my gf and bday boy wait in line and ride the thing. It was a monster but we love those.
Other couple is waiting by the exits for us. I think I was saying something like “now that’s a fun ride for a birthday” and the girl who skipped the ride with her bf says “oh yeah” and gives bday boy a quick kiss on the lips and says “Happy Birthday!”
My guy is dumbfounded for a sec because he’s never had a girlfriend yet. Then he licks his lips and makes a face. Wipes his mouth with his had and says “what the fuck did you just eat?” to the girl and her boyfriend busts out laughing. Like big can’t talk for a sec belly laughs.
“Sorry bro! We had some fun behind those trees and uh I think you just ate my jizz. Happy Birthday!”
It had to mean something…
Oof that’s horrible. Like sexual assault horrible.
In a group of close friends it was understood for what it was. Just a gross/funny accident. Those guys are still close and still laugh about it to this day.
In a group of close friends
no man, friends are not meant to be “unknowingly eat cum off your friend’s partners lips” close
no man, friends are not meant to be “unknowingly eat cum off your friend’s partners lips” close
Gatekeeping the bounds of all friendships I see ;)
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Yeah thats why its called an accident. Would be something else if it was on purpose.
How’s that an accident? She knew she just gave a guy a bj then kissed another guy on the lips. Unless there’s some pre-defined understanding between your friends, which it sounds like there wasn’t, they were being assholes.
How’s that an accident? She knew…
People make thoughtless mistakes. Even when meaning to do something nice. It happens all the time.
It isn’t “like” anything.
it’s the world i’d rather live in
So that’s what a dirty asshole tastes like
I guess it means I owe you another taco.
It means that was your most fun hole, take that how you will
The community formerly known as Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment
How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself
Tell me no woman’s ever given you the gluck gluck 9000 without telling me no woman’s ever given you the gluck gluck 9000
4 times!!! IT WAS 4 TIMES
I’m not a big fan of Cameron Crowe’s, but this movie was a hell of a ride. And Diaz’s performance was no small part of it.
What movie is this?
Vanilla Sky. It’s a remake of the Spanish film Open Your Eyes.
Which was based on a comment on social media that was, itself, a lie.
Narrator: But it didn’t…
