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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago

It's a living

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It's a living

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    The toxic ADHD trait of truly believing you can fix yourself tomorrow.

    • ironcrotch@aussie.zone
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      Me: I’ll just do this later

      Wife: when is later?

      Me: …

      • pineapple@lemmy.ml
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        So real 😭

    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      But I can! Tomorrow I’m going to start a mindfulness meditation routine that will break me out of this funk…and tonight, Im gonna go to bed early, and get plenty of sleep!

      • runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        I’m going to start waking up earlier so I can work out before work. Why yes I did buy a weight bench and adjustable weights 2 years ago that have since gone untouched, how did you know?

        • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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          Are we the same person?

          • runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            signs point to yes.

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    At least with a diagnosis I don’t go “stop being lazy you stupid piece of shit… why can’t you just do it!!!” So that’s nice

    • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      instructions unclear. obtained diagnosis, still call myself a lazy piece of shit, except now I also feel guilty about calling myself that because it’s ableism 🤔

      • Coelacanth@feddit.nu
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        This is the way.

    • SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I wish a diagnosis was enough for me 🤣

    • danekrae@lemmy.world
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      That does sound nice.

    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Oh I still do that

  • hissing meerkat@sh.itjust.works
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    All I see is 5-6 hours of doing things. Good job and be kind to yourself!

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    From my therapist, jokingly: “Jesus Christ, you people can’t do anything!”

  • GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip
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    I go directly from panic to existencial dread X’D

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Get out of my head, Charles

  • TangledRockets@lemmy.world
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    Dammit.

  • Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Missing out: I then drink out of frustration with myself.

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s a living

    I didn’t recognise you without the handcuffs 🎶

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    Wdym tomorrow? The deadline is at midnight. There is no tomorrow…

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    You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you expected, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.

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