I’ll take the ring and never take it off.

I actually have all of these.

I need the potion of ozempic because of the snacks. And a spell to bind a highly profitable part-time creative job to me. Oh, and a ritual to create a highly profitable part time creative job.

What’s PTO? Is it paid time off becausw I heard americans have so few of them?

Are the effects of Key of Infinite Snacks transferable or is it exclusive to me?

Actually, you know what, it doesn’t matter because I already have all 4 of the other relics.

I’ll take the +5 days PTO please

I’m gonna use the potion of creative brilliance to figure out how to graft the infinity from the snack key onto the PTO ring and retire

I would pick the potion to get a huge jump on my upcoming term in college. I bet creative brilliance and physics would be an excellent pairing. That being said…that ring tho