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pepsi_not_coke@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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pepsi_not_coke@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Who are you?

    The man is 100% ego, so if you pretended to not know who he is, he’d probably struggle up and die.

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      If he replies back.

      Say something: “move away, you smell musky”

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    • yum@lemmy.eco.br
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      Maybe AI isn’t so bad after all

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    Eat shit, Nazi

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      Why use three word when no word do trick?

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        Bureaucratic requirement? Also gives a moment to wind up.

        • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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          its more satisfying if they know its coming and still cant do shit about it

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    “Bald headed bitch”

    That’s at him specifically, not any other bald guys on the planet except Stephen Miller who is also a little bitch.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      How could you leave out Steven Cheung?

    • invictvs@lemmy.world
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      Let’s add Jeff Bezos to the exceptions list too

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      No offense to other little bitches*

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    “Meh, Vivian’s cooler”

    • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.mlBanned
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      i really wish she would start a social media site and also run for representative, just to watch her father squirm. seriously!

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        I get you’re making a joke, but we need fewer famous people/nepo babies in our government.

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          i am being serious - i think we would probably prevent any more nepo babies from running in government, except for vivian.

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    Nothing, I don’t wanna talk with him.

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      Bet it would drive him crazy to just be ignored/met with indifference

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    Fucking die cunt.

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    i’d rather NOT talk to elon musk. i’d rather talk to her daughter vivian. in just three words, “vivian is better”. seriously!

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      TIL that elon “reportedly used sex-selective IVF to ensure she would be a boy” only for Vivian to come out as a transfem bi

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      You could also not talk to anyone with musk genes. Mental illness all the way down.

      Controversial opinion: I’m not giving de facto “sTuNniNG anD BrAVe” status to any offspring of people in the billionaire class who are raping the country. Belonging to a minority group doesn’t make you instantly more deserving of praise or status.

      The only thing I know about Vivian is that she’s trans, and that doesn’t dig you out of the hole of being an offspring of musk. If Barron comes out as Baroness she can still fuck off.

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        Well she legally changed her full name because she didn’t want to have any relationship with her father and calls him a pathetic man-child.

        Elon musk doesn’t seem supportive and so consequently, he will probably not put her in his will, at least it is a real risk for Vivian (if she wanted his money). As she publicly said that she wants nothing from Elon, I would be surprised that she would accept the inheritance.

        So Vivian probably rejected her father, cutting all ties, knowing that she loses a predictably ridiculously huge inheritance. Like 1% of elon’s wealth would mean that 7.5 billion…

        So i think it is bit unfair to imply that she is only belonging to a minority. I also don’t want to talk to her because I just don’t care for her, like I don’t really care about my friend’s neighbour’s cousin’s mother-in-law. But saying that she is in a hole for being a child of elon as if it was a choice? Shitty take. But if if she would be in that hole, cutting off her father and consequently rejecting a huge inheritance, would dig someone out of that hole for me.

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    I only need two: “Kill yourself.”

    Edit: I just read the part with the Grok chatbot. That’s what I get for skimming.

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    Eat blinding stew

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      I also recommend the 1 day blinding stew

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        ingredients: bleach

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    Release Epstein files

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    “World’s biggest loser.”

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    Do you poop?

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      You will.

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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    “Ewww, disgusting weirdo”

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    id tell him duck a minute after i threw the brick

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