You are house plant?

In Alberta there’s 5% GST added (not included in the advertised price)

Surely it would be called Ale-a-Gator?

Shouldn’t hurt too much, they do no haram

Does his kegals

I’m having a difficult time understanding the kid’s mouth

Pretty sure they just sleep outside, maybe with a blanket or something. They’re super well adapted to cold.

I see a PTA meeting with cucumbers instead of parents.

Turnip Head vibes

I wonder if they’re factoring in weight distribution or just gross weight

I thought these were images communicated by the group we see standing there as their answers and was trying to decipher the visual puns

Is that comma load-bearing too?

Last I looked into the difference, (in my area) if you planned to stay longer than three years, owning was the cheaper option. Less than that you’d be better off renting. Assuming no big house repairs of course, and no crazy house value changes.

Beer belly cat bed

Uhh, that’s either a really low belly button or exceptionally high clitoris.

I’ve never seen that many peanuts in a pod before. Vast majority have been two, with the odd triple or rare quadruple.

Also Punxsutawney Phil is the name of the famous groundhog as part of the tradition.

Man I hate how AI and non-serif fonts have ruined my reading of so many things.