Old testament solutions really were like this tbh
That’s way too helpful to be an old testament solution. They would start by God declaring what the problem is, and it doesn’t matter if anybody agrees.
King Solomon with his fetish for dismembered babies enters the chat.
This is why I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it couldnt hurt anyone with those noodley appendages
R’amen!
I prefer to ignore deities that are incapable of hurting me.
I prefer to ignore deities.
that are incapable of hurting me.My stance.
That’s the great thing about religion but the terrible thing about religious people.
Thought, it was gonna be Jesus vs. God:

He could just let them win different years/competitions…
We are talking about the Christian God (I presume), obviously he would do something terrible.
He never has
He has quite a few times actually
God is perfect by definition.
Then you agree to those atrocities committed, i am not here to judge anyone but guys be aware of them if someone suddently disappear XD
What? 🤣
Your laughing emoji just makes you seem like a clown. If you aren’t aware of the many many many atrocities committed by/in the name of God, you are like a child trying to debate an adult on this subject.
He’s also imaginary by definition.
That’s true since fictional characters don’t actually exist.
Satan was the good guy.
@PunnyName @Flax_vert eh. I would say he at least had very valid points
Ah yes, the bit where he caused suffering for the sake of his ego was definitely a valid point
God? Totally.
The guy responsible for every evil act on earth? Definitely not.
God did that.
Let’s see. Don’t eat from a tree (without explanation). They eat, and then he decides, “you know what, y’all get to suffer forever. Women, childbirth is going to be painful and deadly.” All because he gave them free will and then told them not to use it.
Made up bullshit anyway.
God can just do whatever he wants. He could’ve simply said “no” to both of them. The act of prayer is a fool’s errand and to assume he’d bend to anyone’s will would be considered arrogant.
I swear I saw this comic in Adventures of God, but that isn’t the artists style…
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