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minus-squareUnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoKilling is good way to reduce your CO2 footprint
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoBombs are not environmentally friendly.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoAverage person’s carbon footprint is 7 tons CO2 per year. Killing just one person will make a bomb environmentally friendly.
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThat’s actually a statistical error, Carbon Bezos is an outlier who should not have been counted.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoBut it’s just as easy to blow up with a bomb. So it evens out.
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIs it, though? If there’s a non-government person who has the means to protect themselves against fucking missile strikes, one of the richest people on the planet seems like a likely candidate.
minus-squarejollyrogue@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoBombs from Raytheon are environmentally friendly. Making war environmentally friendly is what Raytheon is all about. Raytheon a green company! 👍🏽
Killing is good way to reduce your CO2 footprint
Bombs are not environmentally friendly.
Average person’s carbon footprint is 7 tons CO2 per year. Killing just one person will make a bomb environmentally friendly.
That’s actually a statistical error, Carbon Bezos is an outlier who should not have been counted.
But it’s just as easy to blow up with a bomb. So it evens out.
Is it, though? If there’s a non-government person who has the means to protect themselves against fucking missile strikes, one of the richest people on the planet seems like a likely candidate.
But what if we made them so? 🤔
Bombs from Raytheon are environmentally friendly. Making war environmentally friendly is what Raytheon is all about. Raytheon a green company! 👍🏽