That’s a “Berliner”
Here’s a very accurate map of how it’s called
https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/06/infografik-siedegebaeck.html
Zuckerbrot mit Fruchtpeitsche (Sugarbread with fruitpaste) sounds like
orange juicefruit drink with orange flavour.
Although some uncouth barbarians will insist on calling it “Kreppel” or something equally absurd.
Or even Pfannkuchen…
We don’t talk about those.
Choosing violence, I opt for “Berliner kreppel”
Ich Kennedy Fledermaus
So what kind of mimicry is this?
Do they predate on cops?
Forbidden snacks
Krapfen!
Berliner!!
“Is it really worth it?”
I would wager that bat species has been around longer than jelly donuts.
Someone just really wanted to snack on that bat
Even looks the same on the inside.
There’s a bat for every niche. It’s true.
You, Uhh… You might just be hungry.
Which bat is that and what’s the white stuff? Pollen?
Also kinda lꝏks like hushpuppy
Mammalian version of Bugsnax?
Is it camouflage? Do they hide in these pastries … because this is now starting to sound terrifying.
This means handing out jam donuts for Halloween is finally on-theme!
