I know what year it is

Quick, initiate lockdown, barricade all windows and pull down the curtains!

But sir, what about dem drones?

You’re right, leave the doors open en don’t pull down the curtains!

Lockdown succesful, lives saved

Brainfart you mean?

I’ll see myself out

Settings -> general -> backup and restore settings

Don’t be an ass.

You gave it a try. You failed.

Move on.

You tried.

Young though, so figures Trump would hit it

You said a silly thing.

Those are some big ear muffs

O really?

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THANK YOU for your ATTENTION to this MATTER

Hey why not invade Venezuela for some oil liberating?

Drain it.

So much winning. 'Murica!

"I just want to clarify that, while I didn’t order that second strike everyone is talking about, which clears me of any war crimes in the Hague… I totally could have, because I was in charge of that operation.”

That’s totally how the ICC works.

Yes

Not Jackie Chan but his evil brother, the elite hacker 4chan must have done this.

You forgot the /s tag