Engorged tree genitalia and ovaries that try to trick you into swallowing their embroys so you crap them out later.

Don’t trust them.

Die Medien hatten damals schon Recht, die Killerspiele sind auch schuld dass mir die Haare ausfallen. Und am Bierbauch sowieso.

The real question is: Did he pass the Forbidden Fruit test?

Fun fact: Grizzlies and Polar Bears are the same species according to the Biological Species Concept.

Calling it that gives it too much credit, it is something thought up in the 17th/18th century without any concept of genetics and evolution.

Which might explain why it breaks down almost instantly under any amount of scrutiny.

I can imagine ancient Romans being up for most things.

Not barbaric things like wearing pants

I like Denmark’s plug though. Cute lil smiley face.

Don’t let that fool you, it hides a dark secret

It’s up there with “Send image as email” which I suspect like 5 people have used in the last 20 years

Akthsually the males mostly eat nectar so it checks out

They actually are.

Just farm things.

Bees have a haplo-diploid sex determinism and birds work with ZW sex chromosomes.

I don’t get it either.

the liberals

Zentrum

How?

It was literally THE conservative catholic party. That was its entire thing.

Well that and the OG culture war.

Where is the missing land shark?

Checkmate, biologists /s

orz

FAST packs for the win

Parasitoids: I’ll do it again

American houses are also more haunted than European ones despite the far longer history of dense habitation.

Now you could say this is because of some cultural reason but the real cause is much more simple.

This is actually due to HOAs binding spirits to the land forever, check your fine print people!

Aktshually Article 20 subsection 4 of the German Basic Law gives me explicit leeway to shoot the Führer:

(4) All Germans shall have the right to resist any person seeking to abolish this constitutional order if no other remedy is available.

And on his birthday, too!

*Mett

I actually didn’t know I lost that particular genetic lottery until this year so I can say that from an adult perspective: liquid hand soap mixed with rotten leaves

Cowards, should adapt the remaining 6 1/2 volumes, 19 volumes of the sequel and 11 volumes of the prequel.