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honestly if you’re good enough at fucking to fuck your way into one of the most powerful positions on the planet, while also having some kind of built in ability to go manchurian candidate super-politician if there’s a bluetooth speaker within a 10 foot radius, i think you should have it

it is a shit meme tbf

“You’ve already lost the argument, for I have depicted you as the baby having mommy milky time”

???

yeah it’s what i use, but if i was happy with less than perfection i’d be using volume in the first place

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the us just spent a lot of money picking a new assault rifle specifically because they wanted one that could actually penetrate kevlar now that russia and china are issuing it to their troops

well, i guess maybe china is issuing it to their troops

no thank you give me the measurement in weight so i can have a digital read on it and not have to use my disgusting human eyeball to estimate

also so that i don’t have to re-wash and dry my one measuring spoon 5 times

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I can say with reasonably certainty that if other polls match their results, which they do, then the MOE is meaningless

no that isn’t how statistics works

Their own data says otherwise.

if you look at only their own data then no, there was a statistically negligible increase

so if a net change between the two is within the margin of error, you can’t state with confidence that it’s an increase and not just random noise

isn’t a net 2% gain within the margin of error?

“wet bulb” isn’t a term that’s eerie and unsettling to anyone else?

does a boat swim

Amazon hoped the unit would one day generate a profit by users spending more money somehow

anybody that’s used an alexa for more than about 5 minutes should have noticed that pretty much everything it can do that’s more complicated than setting a timer to tell you when your chicken nuggets are done is designed to push you into the amazon services ecosystem

i don’t think dog vomit is particularly yummy and probably tastes pretty chemically but dogs tuck into that shit like it’s le cordon bleu

why did you eat cardboard soaked in ammonia

sugar is a “raw chemical” 🤓

i like to think my palate is slightly different to that of a dog

they evolved to basically survive on table scraps and other food humans didn’t want to eat so i’m not sure our concepts of “peak taste” will be the same

people sometimes have to stop their dogs eating their own vomit

you’d think but this week when we spun the wheel of the-one-thing-everybody-in-the-world-universally-is-allowed-to-complain-about this was what came up

Elves are probably like that ghoul, Calamity, from New Vegas. Every decade or so, she just picks a new name and job or she gets bored.