Schrödinger’s bike path.

It both is, and is not a bike path at once, until someone uses it (either as a bike path, or a sidewalk) and the wave function collapses.

being fair, nobody who’s paying attention would’ve expected him to live this long either. You seen the way he eats? I’ve been expecting him to drop dead of a massive infarction every day for the past ten years and it still has not come to pass.

So what’s left to watch in terms of “decent” US TV news? I don’t generally watch TV, but my family does. ABC?

this is literally some of the most unhinged shit I’ve ever read, an invented private court in which aggrieved billionaires file suits made to harass journalists with juries made up of AI (and, presumably, prompted with “the customer is always right, and the billionaire is our customer”). Even as a proof of concept (or whatever that assclown D’Souza intended it to be), that’s repulsive.

god I hate this fucking timeline

I’m embarrassed to share this end of the political horseshoe with this person.

Like, sure it’s the nicer end, but that still means being associated with that. Republicans and other rightoids are cringe but I’ve yet to see one go “NK is good, actually”

edit: that one downvote, I’m gonna need you to explain your position to the rest of the class please.

I’m more partial to assclown, myself.

Apparently it’s Robert Redford, a brief scene from this movie

that’s fine, I forgive you for being wrong.

no kidding, rich assholes who allowed the poor to die while hoarding resources have always existed? gosh golly gee willickers, I wouldn’t have known! Thanks for telling us, pal.

I know, right? all those years of reputation, gone like that.

Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?

this, this right here is the thing I’ve been dying for, I could give two shits about the gabecube but please god do not let them fuck this up/let this not be exorbitantly expensive. It’s a reasonably powerful linux machine I can strap to my face with cameras and an expansion port on it, I can think of many cool things I’d like to do with that, and many more things more intelligent people than I are going to come up with and make directions or kits for.

Nice, but no longer open source as of like two years ago, and the creator apparently likes to put surprises in the installer that lead to deliberate memory leaks and random evil laughter being played over your speakers. This is supposedly to punish users for interfering with the installer (which normally tries to make you install shitware), but apparently this behavior has also been triggered by normal users accidentally. I’m not running that shit on my machine, it’s about a half step away from being malware now. A real shame as I remember CE 6.3 back in the day being really nice to use.

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4

I’m not sure if this is the originator of the meme, but it’s the one I’m familiar with

I’m afraid I don’t like to live that dangerously/I’m not that good at chess

All I need, all I truly want, now, is to see this guy, in the middle of court – just once – strike this pose and go “BOOOOWEEEEOOOOOO”

And then I can die a happy man.

You heard it here first, folks – don’t like rust colored tap water? Don’t like your electricity bill tripling for no good reason? Don’t like the loud, droning hum of a million cooling fans in the distance pervading through every inch of your town, hearing it through your walls? Gotta be a paid Chinese shill. True Patriotic Americans just pound that shit back, sign the check, buy earplugs and get it done. /s

not if I have to give someone my ID to shitpost, I’m not