Dominosteinkonsumierende sagen mir nicht was ich tun und lassen soll!

Ich blicke anklagend auf deinen Schokoladengeschmack. -_-

True, except those that are getting paid more.
Spoiler: it ain’t me.

Bullshit! Memes are the best news source out there! E.g. I just learned that there is this new Pokémon that is kind of slow.

You’re underselling it! Sure, what you discribe would be a nice feature, but what makes it truly great is the combination with a slow and unresponsive UI. It’s thought provoking genius!

Did it register the click or do I have to try again? Maybe I should meditate to fully harvest the value of this 0.5s Zen moment, because it also might just take much longer this time? Does a tree fall, when there is no one to witness it? Does a click matter if it is inside Teams?

Error. Division by zero. Does not compute.

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A special offer for our broke customers from Germany.

The German translation for “I get” is “ich bekomme”.

Wenn das mal alles so einfach wär…

Einfach dem nächsten 16% Rendite versprechen und entsprechend teuer verkaufen. System ausgedribbelt, unendliche Gelder freigeschaltet!

Thank you!
May I ask, is this from your own experience or other sources?

Find’ ich gut

Schaut raus! Wir haben einen schlechten Po über hier!

I don’t geht it. Can you explain it with your key as an example?

There is no inferno! THIS IS FINE

Didn’t you read the text? It was fine! :D

¡Olé!

You bean me up
Kick on the starter give it all you got

You made a grown man cry

Wenn der Motor warm ist, hilft: “Aber nur, wenn du vorher an den Auspuff packst.”

/s damit das hier nicht als Aufruf zu einer Straftat verstanden wird.

To missquote Willie Nelson:

For a moment, it almost was a star,
But this moment is veeery long.

Das ist feige!
Außer es ist eine Fledermaus-Jacke in einem Fledermaus-Rucksack. Dann ist’s lässig!

Yo dawg, heard you like memes