toynbee

in nature very rarely do you see straight lines

I tried using this logic to navigate when I first started playing Minecraft, but it never worked that well for me.

I don’t see an issue with it. There are maybe a few things I would say differently, but every IT job I’ve worked has had poorer language in the documentation, even sometimes the ones we distribute to customers.

Sorry, which job are we talking about again?

This is an interesting analysis of IDS vs IPS.

He should have played Picard.

It’s so meta even this acronym

Didn’t she defeat Thanos?

Did they?

You don’t recall where you left it?

Sometimes I forget lemmy was invented for people exactly like me.

My wife has only begrudgingly allowed me to maintain a welcome mat that says “Hi! I’m Mat!”

In ~2005 I was at a job that provided tech support to local hospitals. That’s the first time I saw this image and … It didn’t strike me as too unrealistic.

At that job I once spent seventeen minutes on the phone trying to help a nurse find the semicolon on her keyboard.

One should always wipe. I tell my 6yo this all the time.

This guy looks like Tom Scott in an indeterminate number of years.

If I post that list to all of the social media accounts I made before I realized that privacy is important, will they get deleted?

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Ricky Spanish

Ah, I was expecting the rejection hotline. It never occurred to me that the White House has a general contact number, but it makes sense.

I know, but if I let reality impinge on my comments, it would get a lot harder to make stupid jokes.

Indeed. I know roughly what’s going on because back before I cared about privacy I set up a “Google Alert” for my name. Since my tastes developed, I’m glad he’s there to distract from anything notable about me.