An alternative to secureboot that isn’t secureboot but behaves like it. Wonderful 🙄

Another Poettering “masterpiece” ready to be gobbled up by his fanbase who will flock towards the new and shiny toy that forgoes the things that actually work fine or aren’t solving an actual problem with 99% of whatever it’s used by. Great 🙄 🙄 🙄

EDIT:

No doubt this will be his opportunity to force everyone off grub and use systemd as the bootloader across major distros. As valid as it may be to succeed grub, surely systemd is not the answer to this.

I fucking owed this time around. I didn’t even get a fucking refund. The rich get richer ffs

Hmmm I wonder why…

The Brenda person seems like someone that’d get featured in LinkedinLunatics.

Honestly first thing that came to mind was booby.

“Stop thinking so much”

• random professor walking by me

Use keepass… don’t use your phone for important stuff. I never get calls or texts. I have no friends.

I don’t understand why have comms literally about politics and world news if you’re just going to post the same stuff to any other comm that really doesn’t need that kind of content. If people keep ignoring what belongs where, why have comms at all? Idk, maybe it’s my OCD talking…

Come Fly With Me

Yes, indeed…

kickapoo?

Why is this a shitpost?

My first thought for the title is thinking it’s because they fired their best/most expensive developer and kept the AI baby sitters.

Happy single awareness day/week/month/year/life.

real

🤝

I like the way she does math.