Found another one! 😄

I still find therapy useful as an ASD adult. However, it certainly costs a lot and if you cannot spare the cash I totally get it. I get mine partly funded by the Australian government. I am genuinely grateful to the taxpayers for this privilege.

If you put this much effort into defending Nazis with inane trolling…

Nah. Kill them if necessary, but torture makes you a sick fuck.

Hehe. Nope, you’re all yanks mate, Australia has you pegged too.

Looks like it had the desired effect of pissing off US people. 😄

No, and Mythbusters proved that you can.

Lila exists only in your own head.

However, so do you.

Incredibly cute little squortlephant!

Well, doesn’t protect the back of your head from sunburn, or your face.

Yeah. We’d love to, but we cannot. Your country is impossible to invade like we did Nazi Germany. It’s up to you. Civil war, popular uprising, or miraculous democratic solution, it’s all down to the people of America to save themselves this time.

Jesus, that’s good.

Where the fuck is the only President who dropped two atom bombs on an enemy civilian population? Love him or hate him, to leave him out is absolutely insane!

Mask you wear that inflates you slightly like a balloon when you sleep so you don’t suffer from periods of not breathing during the night.

Sleep apnoea is the name of the condition it treats.

It is quite nice to treat it. It may reduce the amount of days you wake up and feel like you never slept.

Sleep apnoea also increases risk of heart attack and stroke.

Lots of things are poisonous before we process them, including many things we’ve been eating almost since the discovery of fire.

Shit. You’re absolutely right, I have no excuse for that. Not cool, me. Thx for pointing it out.

There have been a bunch of great answers already, but I’m not seeing one important factor: soy farmers. Soy is one of the cheapest sources of protein, and there’s a lot of it grown, so the soy lobby is always trying to push new uses for it.

Yep. Jars of fibre! It’s a horrifying corporate grift, but it’s also great for chronic fatigue perverts like me who cannot spend much energy on cooking most of the time. It does help.

Shut the fuck up. Go to SE Asia and tell them nobody ate oil from crushed up seeds 150 years ago. Goddamn.

Wait, they poisoned bacon? And the US isn’t in revolution right now?