Every year in my area there is a croissant festival where participating bakeries sell their finest croissant at 1.50$, and this is exactly what we do. A croissant crawl.

In other words, a large boulder the size of a small boulder

I thought I was the only one still stubbornly boycotting Sony for the rootkit. I, too, hold a grudge, and I’m looking at Canadian Tire with a new appreciation these days

You must have missed the upgrade. They are cardboard forks now.

That’s batfish insane.

Spanish? You mean Mexican.

I’m not rich enough to win at this

Kwaak is correct for Dutch. I suspect someone got Dutch and Deutsch mixed up.

Nice.

100 years later, eating microwaved slop in front of the tv while scrolling Lemmy on our phones, and nobody bats an eye.

No fish fingers?