I’d be willing to take the worse of two goods at this point.

ur fucked lol

Be still, my heart ❤️

Chill, kiddo. It ain’t that deep.

I think I know why.

It actually doesn’t sound half bad, but for breakfast? I couldn’t.

I actually feel a little worse.

I work outside in northeast Ohio. December is still cold.

What a great birthday gift. Rest in piss, bozo.

I think a more permanent solution would be far more preferable.

The filming helps. The fuck would you do if you were there, Rambo?

Yes

In 10 years I’ll probably be saying this about my 30s.

I like to subvert expectations by only ever wearing one sock.

Auto glass replacement technician! And as of now, I’m still enjoying more than I’m not.

Zionize?

Surface tension porn

“Profoundly negrous” is fucking crazy man.

Give 'em hell, boys.

Hail Satan!