You can still achieve this by pretending the WiFi only exists in one room in your house and behaving according to it. Or rather going into airplane mode anywhere outside that room.

So that’s what they spend two weeks of recessed Congress coming up with. Set’s see if it catches on

That’s true. ‘I am tall’ ≠ “I am height”

*subject to inflation

Ah, the Professor

I think someone did the cat. :-(

Why do they even remote desktop in the first place

B

O

I can’t wait for a brighter past!

In his head:

Where does one even learn to can?

Caned to death

I’d pretend I’m interested and haggle with them over the conditions. Just to get them hooked.

it’s forbidden to have sex

Yep. I grew up in upper class britain and it’s sad how here too that was somehow, without ever explicitly being said, drilled into me.

Edit: nobody ever told me that sex was bad, but that’s the view I took away for some reason?

True. Idk any other ideas?

Doesn’t this clearly breach the DMA?

Hmm true. I was thinking of something artisian like being a cook/chef where even though you just use it as a plan B, you gain tangible skill the longer you do it to fill said gaps

I think Thomas the Tank Engine faces are trippy as hell