Is it also possible that what I said was hyperbolic satire?

Thank you for being the only person so far to get the hyperbolic satire. I didn’t think I needed to clarify that it was, when it was so over-the-top.

If you can’t solve all of your problems alone, then you don’t deserve to live.

…again…

Members of an uncontacted African tribe?

It really helps if you’re either super hot, or have an exotic accent; ideally both. Not sure about OP’s standing on this.

That’s exactly what someone who’s about to get distracted by horny posting would say.

Could be Australian.

You never licked a baby?

Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won’t touch your butt uninvited, but, personally, I’m cool with it.

Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say “My turn!!” Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please…

Oh, you gonna.

Throw it in the microwave.

I make the same face in the heat of July when I come inside from cutting the grass, stand one foot on a floor vent, and let the dry, cool, air, blow up one pant leg and down the other.

I prefer a bean.

Ah. Super neich, risky, AND expensive. The trifecta.

Ah. I work, partially, in a dementia care setting. Your behavioral issues are likely due to inadequate life experience, mine are due to FAR too much.

Are they attached to somebody or…

Which keyboard? No pressure.

What’s your current hyperfix?