We all know that won’t work. Try this instead.

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“Hold ‘RB’ to flip… wait, what? How did you do that?”
Big same. When I quit the grocery store some 20 years ago, I immediately deleted all those codes from my memory. But this one remains.
“Mondays we paint. All other days are leg day.”
Do not worry. The time will pass.
“You got a letter from headquarters this morning.”
“What is it?”
“It’s a big building where generals meet, but that’s not important.”
“Excuse me sir, there’s been a little problem in the cockpit…”
“The cockpit…what is it?”
“It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.”
I like the contrast of these two:

This has been my PC desktop background for years and it really broke my brain to see it scrolling through here on my phone.
As a fellow Christophe, I too have seen this all my life.
It’s comical that so many companies and systems just decided “No one will ever have a name longer than 10 characters, right?”
spiffynova@lemmy.worldto
UKCasual@lemmy.world•I tracked how good my days were in 2023English
2·2 years agoEg, I wouldn’t exactly say these are happy/unhappy. Just more of a good/bad day scale. I’ve got a lot of other stuff to work on before I think I can be “happy”.
spiffynova@lemmy.worldto
UKCasual@lemmy.world•I tracked how good my days were in 2023English
261·2 years agoIf you’re a fan of apps, Moodistory is a good one. The free version does plenty for me.

spiffynova@lemmy.worldto
homeassistant@lemmy.world•Chamberlain shuts off access to MyQ’s APIs, breaking smart home integrationsEnglish
8·2 years agoWell I guess that explains why mine stopped working. I’d have never bought one if it didn’t come with my house.
spiffynova@lemmy.worldto
LEGO@lemmy.world•Lego drops prototype blocks made of recycled plastic bottles as they "didn't reduce carbon emissions"English
0·3 years agoTwo sets I’ve recently bought and built came with paper part bags.












I’ve never seen the Evil Dead movies. Or if I have it was too long ago to remember. I’m going to start those this weekend.
Also going to watch the Garfield Halloween special from waaaaaayyy back. Saw a clip from it recently and it triggered a core memory.