Greenland says come on over

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I left reddit in 2020, it was just very toxic at that point. scrubbed my account and uninstalled the app. Hexbear was standalone for a long time, so being part of the lemmyverse is a nice horizon broadener. Beyond that, when I’m bored and want to scroll, I check out rednote to see what the rest of the world is up to

Never let the truth get in the way of a good red scare

I really like how the gammon decided to make a sign, and rather than trace out the letters to eyeball the spacing, he just took his magic markers and started scribbling

S T O P T H EBOATS

I read through his wiki entry and didn’t notice anything of import except he made a bunch of flop movies and then he married a personal trainer 40 years younger than him

Draining the reservoirs in January in a drought-prone blue state? Absolutely no ulterior motive, just the actions of an oaf.

Maybe eels are just really good at mazes

This can’t be true because I don’t work there

President elect Trump and Senate minority leader schumer, notable for being from parties that claim the other is the enemy

“we’re giving them a few more weeks to starve more people out before we ‘admonish’ them for starving people”

Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US

Did I miss raktajino?

Edit: I did not, raktajino snubbed

we were inspired by the corporate motto, “Don’t be evil”

No you’ve got this all screwed up. It’s supposed to say…“Don’t, be evil”

The girl reading this

Just put it in the replicator

drinking raktajino on the swing shift

If you mean top right, it seems like that’s the #1 pussy getter

Being aware of it is the first step. It’s the same rush you get from cursing when in pain, or punching a pillow/wall when you’re upset. The flood of anger, especially righteous anger, can be it’s own reinforcement. Stop giving yourself that stimulation. You’ll feel agitated and restless, but you need to break the habit. Substitute a different habit. Check out cute animal videos from The Dodo, or enjoy some Primitive Technology, or watch some Veg Village recipe videos.

Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

Due to US sanctions against Venezuela, they had to close the Panera Bread in Caracas. The only way Maduro can get the lemonade that kills people is by going next door to Guyana