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schmorp
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What movies and shows had a positive influence on your life in your childhood?English
2·1 month agoThis looks like fun, can I find it online? Looks like quite the trip.
‘Biting is my love language, deal with it!’
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My culture also loves music, dancing and telling storiesEnglish
13·1 month agoI have used Mettbrötchen with success to scare foreigners away from my German food. “Yes zis bread has ze raw meat on it. Salmonella? Das ist eine possibility. Schweinepest? Worth it.”
Okay then, where would you place the different scenes you know on the craziness spectrum for girls? As a crazy girl myself I can offer horses, drone racing and foraging (hm not sure that’s a scene).
“Girls with strong interests and impressive skills are crazy” <- Maybe let’s get over this feeling?
A lament straight out of horny jail. I’ve definitely felt the same way before and have written similar yowls during my ovulation phase.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft AI CEO Puzzled by People Being "Unimpressed" by AIEnglish
4·2 months agoGood documentation makes me happy, bad documentation makes me run away. I suspect I’m not the only person who not only reads the fucking manual but thinks writing good technical documentation is an art of its own. Good luck with trying to replace proper documentation with profuse gibberish.
Is it possible to keep him out of school until an alternative becomes available? He seems to be suffering a lot, and probably won’t learn much anyway if he’s stressed out by his environment. What alternatives would be available where you live? If you find it hard to research for yourself, maybe there’s some official organism that offers support or an association/self-help group of people in the same situation?
In my family the intensity of spectrum varies, of the youngest generation there’s one boy who did normal school without problems, the other needs support in pre-school and might not be sent into mainstream education. There’s nothing wrong with either option, it’s whatever fits the child best. Don’t force a solution that doesn’t work.
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Technology@lemmy.world•I Work For an Evil [Tech] Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good PersonEnglish
101·2 months agoWho’s in this pic and doesn’t like it? Not me, of course, because I don’t work for an evil company directly, I just help their operations through a middle man. So I work for several evil companies, but only a tiny little bit for each, which in the grand scheme of evil is nearly nothing!
A not very epic poem about smart appliance FOMO, to be sung to a tune played on the world’s smallest violin
I’m devastated my fridge is old and does nothing
but keep my food cold.
I feel so poor and left out,
having no access to these value-strengthening promotions and curated advertisements.
My dumb fridge just
stands in a corner of the kitchen, not talking to me!
I feel so alone among my silent appliances.
Please speak to me washing machine
say something sweet space heater
profess your undying love to me dish washer
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•The AI Industry Just Got Some Horrible NewsEnglish
45·5 months agoI was out of work for over a year and jobs have been coming in again since two months. The many indications that this unholy shit bubble is finally bursting has me smiling, dancing and singing “The robot is dead, the robot is dead!”. I hate the AI hype with a passion, not just because of my work, but because of the ghastly slop we’re being exposed to everywhere online. I hope it disappears quickly into the same hole NFTs when to fuck off into.
Now before the billionaires come up with the next stupid hype can we at least eat a few of them?
Here’s another poem.
Downvotes due to AI art
AI wastes resources
Environment destroyed
Jobs killed
Fascism installed
Please do not use
Let poetry speak for
itself
Touch grass is what we need to do. I do as much as I can in my surroundings - raised beds, gardening, and sharing stuff with people. I work as much as I can in my local community. That’s how we beat this shit and keep our souls alive.
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Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world•YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXTEnglish
2·6 months agoThis mindset is how we arrived at the shit show we are currently living in. “Everybody is using the Torment Nexus these days, guess I’ll have to use it as well”. Guys when are we going to resist the slop and enshittification taking over? Whatever happened to small scale DIY culture resisting the big buyout?
schmorp@slrpnk.nettoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" keyEnglish
193·6 months agoYes I will fucking freak out. The planet is on fucking fire, people can’t afford basic groceries, species are dying - and some idiots insist in spending water, using energy and stealing people’s works using some fascist tech-bro’s doombot because AI is supposedly fun or convenient. I hate AI with a passion for all the reasons reasonable people keep explaining again, and again, and again: the environment, the copyright, the dark fascist agenda behind it. Soon enough I’ll lose patience with stupid AI bros who are going ‘but it’s just harmless fun’ and just screech into their ears at full volume in a last desperate attempt to wake up their shrinking GPTchat-fucked brains.
schmorp@slrpnk.nettoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" keyEnglish
123·6 months agoNo, it’s not just a trigger. It’s just really that bad.
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Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world•YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXTEnglish
45·6 months agoIf I see a face like this I know I don’t want to watch the video. Problem is there are almost no videos left that are not some kind of engagement bait with cranked up emotions and very little substance. I remember when I used YT for learning about stuff. Now I just scroll through idiotic thumbnails and sigh.
I feel you, I know what you mean. End of the world - as we know it. I hope that while everything comes tumbling down we re-learn how to be in community with others, humans and non-humans. I hope we re-learn how to be and not spend so much energy. The tiredness people feel these days seems to indicate that the great mother is taking care of that for us - nothing we have to do, just give in to feeling tired. In the meantime, I am coming to accept that together with many others I might die in this process of unraveling, but that’s not important.













It’s also called “Rauhnächte” - the Wild Hunt is out and about, and the veil to the spirit world is very light. That might explain the feeling confused and urge to drink.