Well at least you got a chance to huff your own farts.

Oh yeah you’re right we should just not even bother voting and let the right wing win.

If it’s fake, then that still matches how consent works to people like Doe 174

^ guy who thought the Apple Newton would catch on as-was

Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert

I agree completely, no normal person wants that.

*clicks on another tree in my 6,000 hour Old School RuneScape account*

???

IGN and its consequences have been a disaster for video game journalism.

“This game barely works. I had multiple game-breaking bugs during the tutorial. The art style is ugly, the music is annoying, the gameplay is generic and not fun at all, the graphics stutter constantly, and it tried to make me drink a can of mountain dew on camera to verify my purchase. We give it a 7… point 1.”

If your name was your mother’s maiden name followed by your bank password, what would your new name be?

Hopefully Tubular updates soon too

One of the countless reasons we need to repeal the DMCA and change copyright expiration to set in after 25 years

I want you to remember this diatribe the next time you claim autism isn’t real

That only happens with distilled water, which you shouldn’t drink.

Direct link to a/the Faircamp webring

West Taiwan isn’t going to love you, give it up

Röyksopp has been one of my standbys since the original Ghostly Swim introduced me, and they’ve just gotten better.

Downvotes don’t work on Beehaw

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The best part is, they already made a game with a gigantic world full of procedurally-generated content: Daggerfall, which is remembered fondly for a reason.

“Decay”

What’s left to decay? It’s dust now. Remember when Eidos used a PR firm to strongarm websites into not publishing reviews of Tomb Raider: Underworld if they were less than an 8/10 till after launch?

“That’s right. We’re trying to manage the review scores at the request of Eidos.” When asked why, the spokesperson said: “Just that we’re trying to get the Metacritic rating to be high, and the brand manager in the US that’s handling all of Tomb Raider has asked that we just manage the scores before the game is out, really, just to ensure that we don’t put people off buying the game, basically.”

That was 15 years ago, and despite the fact that Barrington Harvey went on to lie and pretend they never said that, everybody knew that kind of thing was old hat back then too. Mainstream gaming journalism is a captured industry.