Asus made phones?

What’s with our hero ad man looking on with boredom?

I know this is a meme and it’s meant to be silly, but there is a general misunderstanding of what the “baby on board” sign means.

It’s not “don’t hit my car with your car because there’s a baby” because you shouldn’t intentionally hit anyone’s car with your car…

It’s a warning to others that you may be distracted by a baby and do stupid shit, so maybe give some extra space and try to be understanding.

Ok, Denmark, I think you need to rethink the last point after seeing just how much food Americans can put away…

Have you been thinking about fucking your mother?

No!

Oh, so you’re all about daddy’s cock.

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They’re those things on the face thing with the minions, right?

Such an achievement. Wow.

He’s overcome so much

Oh no. Anyway…

Curse you optimiser!

Only a good stack trace can save you now.

Join a monastery!

Now that’s how you catch the eye of a pharaoh

I work for a huge printing company and normally when onboarding a new brand or processing tests for product changes we will get whole books full of these.

We also have a large library of images put together by the Devs of holidays, weddings, days out etc. to provide a little more variation in our tests.

Why would there even be emergency lights on their cars? For like… High speed emergency immigration issues?

Maybe you’d like to… Toss a dwarf…?

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What the duck?!

Frogs and ducks enter the chat

Reminds me of when my late FIL happily announced he had seen “some great tits in the garden earlier today”

I could not contain the giggles and was considered most immature. Everyone else was trying not to laugh as well tho.

MAWP MAWP

Jel?