Can’t trust anyone these days.

"Shark wars: Revenge of the Ship "

twatwaffles and chucklefucks

You are a visionary sir. I will add these words to my vocabulary.

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die…

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Thanks mate! Hope you enjoyed your egg.

I read that as “eggs from my sister-in-law” and was immediately concerned. Need to grab my coffee

The reply to that should have been. “Nice hands. What are you a baby?”

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Nooooo

Twitter API user found.

Finally! This is was a fucking nightmare for any printer user.

Jokes on you. My nephew beats me every time in Mario kart.

I hope this is good. Looks pretty promising

This photo gives me Last of Us vibes.

Ferrari 😓

I hope they just wait it out instead of cancelling it

Lol. Yeah hope that is not the case