I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.
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Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.
3·6 days agoShould have left in the bat
4·6 days agoYet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.
7·6 days agoHo… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…
She seems a lot happier next to him.
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood
2·9 days agoa
VoltorbPokéballElectrodeJigglypuff as seen from above pizza cutter
*“no, this is patrick”
Bro
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris
spoiler
Frankie the Squealer
Witz ist auf dich, ich hab noch massig Masken auf Vorrat!
I can’t look at you!
Correct, they’ll get drafted into Donald’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War. Completely different! /s
It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.
ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE DAUGHTER
Yeah.