Okay this is actually funny

Dark past?

This feels like an old Threadless design

I could barely find any sticks when I was car shopping, and they were all base models. I finally found a dealer with a manual Impreza but it was actually more expensive than the automatic next to it with a sunroof and heated seats

Pantyhose is even worse!

“Big Virginia” is what they called me in high school

I always get a chuckle out of “cApItAliSm” being in fun lettering

I no longer have an Android so idk how the new Sync is, but the version for Reddit was extremely customizable and did have option to disable tap to minimize and give you a button instead. I used Sync daily for nearly 10 years and it’s by far the best experience I’ve had

I can never remember to put that one on my list! Love his other stuff though

What the hell is this even from

Good bot! Glad to see you!

Not all grocery stores have fresh sweet potatoes all the time either

“Yam” doesn’t roll off the tongue as beautifully or sound nearly as appetizing

They’re quicker for making sweet potato pie since they’re already cooked. You add plenty of other ingredients to the filling so there’s less difference in the final product between canned and fresh

I needed him today. Beautiful fuzzy man

Are spreadable Kerrygold and Swiss Miss pudding cups widely available outside the US?

Oooh mommy

You motherfucker

For our senior prank we went around for weeks picking up furniture left on curbs. We managed to set up full living room dioramas in front of the school with couches, recliners, coffee tables, TVs, etc. A bunch of people came back and used the furniture for their apartments when they moved out after graduation

Wash it down with a shot of corn oil and bone broth