I could spend the next two hours thinking of some funnier reply but it seems you got it covered

I have no idea who this guy is and I’m good that way

If by walking you mean running

I can think of several ways I can print a word file to pdf. In the rare occasions I might need a pdf to share. But what I mean is pdf sucks and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet

I worry more what the internet is doing to children than to our rotten heads. Both are harmful but I have kids, and well once you give them a smartphone then who knows. Will some big corp ask them for face id and personal data? Fuck that but apparently it’s unavoidable

The president is not a decorative figurehead. His primary role is defending the constitution. That has extreme value. He is not prime minister, has no administrative power, but that doesn’t diminish his very important role. That said I’m not thrilled about the Portuguese current political scenario

Well genic is in the adjective itself, so I’m gonna guess it’s got to do with genes

No we can just pave the dark side of the moon with solar panels, and beam it back to earth

Have you tried looking at floors? Pretty soothing

Always backup!!! From the fire, I mean, place your safety first

Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

Why would anyone need to search that tbh

Lobotomy should ease his despair

I’d spend 30 min back arguing on the correct pronouncing of qualiacontiks

I’ll go with borse

Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity

Is it me or are these ice goons getting fatter everyday? Are they eating the immigrants?

Nah, cats are buddhist. See how they dgaf? That’s a sure tell

(But that was a nice pun)

Actually try thousands of years. God invented light mode when he said “let there be light”. He was cut off mid-sentence but he was gonna say “mode”

I’m not afraid of clowns, that’s silly. Only those that hide in sewers