Most public companies and governments focus entirely on short term wins with zero consideration for the future.
Microslop is no different.

Better performance and new exclusives.

I’m waiting until they get cheap on the second-hand markets before even considering buying one.

All but the steamdeck, because there’s no console exclusives any more and the switch can be emulated?

They might be, depending on their region.
I only know what a q-tip is because I’ve seen americans say it online.
And while Kleenex is a brand over here, you’d get a slightly funny look if you asked for ‘a kleenex’ rather than ‘a tissue’.

Velcro is definitely used here though, and so is googling, but variants of ‘look it up’ are more commonly used because it’s more generic.

Don’t forget the xbox one s and xbox one x, which were after the xbox one (the third xbox, not the first xbox), but before the xbox series s and xbox series x.

The poo particles fly out of the bowl, into the hallway, curve into the bathroom, and then land on your toothbrush?

There’s eiher some crazy wind paths in your home, or some idiot put your toilet in the bathroom.

Have you tried speaking like a horrible violent person who hates their spouse?

It might really bring some change.

The obvious solution is to move to a country where toilets aren’t put in the bathroom.

Heretic!

I’ve had many litres of breast milk.
Couldn’t tell you anything about it, but it must have been good because it’s the only thing I drank for about a year…

The southern hemisphere.

What the frick are you doing? Do you want to be ba*ned???
I can’t believe you casually dropped a n*w in there at the *nd too!

Not since the pi pico came out.
It’s cheaper, more capable, and you can still use arduino code if you want.

Maybe you could get a wifi channel to yourself by adding a bunch of fake AP’s on the same channel, and having your neighbouring routers automatically switch to a “less crowded” channel.

They might use more heuristics than just the number of ssid’s advertised on a channel though.

Northern Hemisphere defaultism

I recently used one of these for the face identification: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008414395786.html

It worked surprisingly well

No thanks. Any software that has AI integration as one of its main selling points is shitware imo.

99k vs 1.5 million is an insane difference!
I assumed there would be more women than men, but 15x more kind of surprised me.

If you’re too childish to have a conversation, you could at least make your note clear.