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There are ten thousand teams at Microsoft making Teams worse.

The muted “ragged flag” vinyl stickers sized and cut for your vehicle’s window dimensions, but all the stars on the field are Punisher skulls with blonde fright combovers

Stays crisp in milk.

“Unhinged” is not really a word with any value anymore as it relates to him. It implies that he’s crazy, but he is not. He’s got a rotten brain and a rotten soul and he works in the service of America’s/Humanity’s enemies. That’s not “unhinged”, that’s just plain hostility and malevolence.

Compatible with any disgusting toilet seat that you may want to ingest anything off of, it’s really great. Top big time #1 Mr. President! sir! I am crying! I want to kiss you! Many people are saying!

• Is Chicago 🙅‍♀️
• Is Not Chicago 💁‍♀️

D ayyyyy mon

Yeah for sure, I felt that by the end she was so trapped by the way she was raised that she was unable to stop what was clearly bothering her about the massacre on the sewing planet. I feel like she would have had no issue with it at all in S1, but by S3 when she had clearly developed something for the little fascist twerpy dude (not love I guess, but some shared burden/codependence) and serious doubts about her own position in the org chart that she developed a streak of identifiable humanity that was sad to see taken away almost as soon as she gained it. Pam Bondi is the opposite of this.

[making drawing-rainbow-with-hands gesture]

1. It’s always OK if Donny does it
2. It’s always OK if I do it

It’s a nice parallel but I think it misses its mark. I developed sympathy for Deirdre as her story inevitably became a tragedy.

If you want a picture of the future, many people are imagining concepts of big beautiful cankles in shoe lifts stamping on a non-orange (human) face in two weeks (forever)

– George Orwell 2: the Squeakuel

A new era of safety: we blocked it entirely on our home router

What is Super Mario’s favorite vegetable? A Nintentato!

This part right here is called the Gauge gauge. We use it to approximate how many gauges are here on this control board.

Did you actually print it out and physically stick it in dog crap that you personally selected yourself? I think that could qualify as augmenting reality. Good work!

So here is what you do:

• Shout out loud: “Teehee I am a foreign company now!”
• Pay your extra Glorious Golden Donny Dollars
• Get item (maybe)
• Get shot (eventually) (probably)

We finally blocked Roblox entirely in our house because it was making our kids assholes. All the little “safe” user-created minigames like Steal a Brainrot were having a pretty big effect on their behavior and things that they concerned themselves about. They would get into fights about whether or not one of them had a generator that could net them absurd, meaningless values like $1.7T/s and then take those arguments offline and still argue about whose Steal a Brainrot base was better. Or whatever.

We watched an interview with the CEO of Roblox stomping on rake after rake after rake. He seemed mostly attuned to the growth of the platform and did not seem like safety was a really any sort of primary concern at all. He talked about things like this (continuuous facial recognition via the devices’s human facing camera) as if that would do anything to curb the behavior of adults abusing the platform. He seemed to be saying that What else would you get but safety with changes like this? I decided that I do not like that guy in particular and I don’t like his product either and my kids can have it back after they have defeated me and can figure out how the pi-hole works.

Very good job. I have that same vacuum!

I never use grid infill.

🎵He hasn’t dropped them, forgot them, or anything 🎵 🎵It’s just too heavy for Superman to lift 🎵