Look, Noam isn’t wearing his glasses, he might think he’s talking to Anthony Bourdain

Oh absolutely. I’m a full time musician and the only way I’ve been able to do that is play 23 different instruments. Being good enough to play in a group is all you need- you get good really quick when money is on the line.

The time was yesterday last year last decade but I guess we can do it now of everyone is up for it.

You’re worse than Ted Bundy.

I mean you can tell if it’s ripe or not by pressing against the part where the stem used to be- if there’s a little give, you should be good.

I feel like people who hate Honeydew are like people who hate bananas but only have eaten fully green bananas. Like yea, if you don’t let it ripen it’s gonna suck.

Look, I think having people pissing and shitting in a room designated for rest is anti-homeless architecture so sue me

I’m sorry, it’s a RESTroom not a PEEroom. I came here to rest and God damnit I’ll exercise that right. /S

Yea, I could have done a much better job at the execution of this meme, but that’s posting memes for ya.

Sometimes you bite the bar, sometimes the bar bites you. But at least I posted to Lemmy to keep the community alive.

Exactly- California has to negotiate with every landowner, government agency, business, etc. to build a railroad. China doesn’t have to deal with that. If they want to tear down a building, they just do it without caring much about the person they are taking it from. Authoritarianism is really good at doing big things really fast.

No no, didn’t you hear? His relationship with Epstein was purely business. That’s why there are Trump branded condoms in the photo dump, it was purely a business thing.

“Under pressure, you don’t rise to the occasion, you sink to the level of your training” -Bruce Lee or some Greek nerd or some shit

That poor cat is gonna have to hitchhike so far just to get to your front door now!

I don’t know how to explain it, but 5 is loud

The fermata means you need to give head for a longer time than normal.

I would also consider the evolutionary advantage of having pets. Dogs help hunt and herd and cats help with farm pests that could spread disease. It just makes sense that societies that accepted that help and encouraged the symbiotic relationship would fare better than those that didn’t.

Also I hope the news is right: racoons are next on the list. We need to pet the racoons. It’s a matter of national security.

I’d say they’re fine, but if you have some yellow dye it could give a more orange color that I associate with cigs.

Unless you expect yellow lighting then you are genius.

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^oh shit I added too much capitalism^

Selective breeding? Are you a 19th century monk?

Where were going, we don’t need no Punnett squares. We got CRISPR now.

Yep. History curves to justice my ass.

We didn’t start the fire, we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it. And fucking failed the open book test each time.

Don’t forget to write in “Guillotine” in 2026!