I tell people that my favorite film is Vertigo, but my favorite movie is Tommy Boy.

He’s putting his foot this time and he’s been busy drafting a speech adamantly denouncing Trump for, again, doing something illegal and the next time it happens there definitely will be real consequences.

You should see the dumps where he used to dine.

You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.

My wife is jealous of Don Jr’s child bearing hips.

I’m not sure who said it but the line “If voting made any difference, we wouldn’t be allowed to do it.” keeps repeating in my head as this year’s election looms.

Also funny how, with Republicans in control of the government, they can still complain about environmental regulations.

Niether a borrower nor a lender be.

“He dodged a bullet - sob - for us.”

The bar mitzvah boy of press secretaries.

That first one is hard to argue with.

I think they’re judging the staff a bit harshly.

It’s his stand up comic’s cadence so that when he delivers a “punch line,” they cheer.

I think it’s his tone of voice that matters most to his audience, the words go by too quickly for them to process, much like when you speak to a dog.

His one promise he’s kept!

I prefer to call it “New and Improved Intelligence.”

“They don’t care about the content, only the branding.” - Which is also the problem with Trumpism.

If you think he’s dumb, talk to his followers.

All they have to do to undo the curse is walk three times backwards around the courthouse while wearing necklaces of garlic, wild onion, and nightshade.

Yes, but the savings would come from the money that health insurance companies use to pay politicians in order to not have Medicare for all, so, no, it will never happen.